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Luke R. J. Maynard 🇨🇦

@lukemaynard

Novelist/musician/lawyer/academic! He/him. 🇨🇦 Enemy of fascism. For positivity, follow my *peacetime* public social media account @lukemaynard.bsky.social.

I know it's been 32 years since the #BlueJays won their back-to-back #WorldSeries, but let's be clear, they're still pretty good. The #Dodgers are still pretty good. The only REAL drop in quality is that this time the organist knows ZERO music except "#LETSGOBLUEJAYS" x5,000.


In the immortal words of Malcolm Reynolds, "Might've been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." This one's for you, #BlueJays fans. And you, #Watchmen fans, in case you're jealous the #MLB jocks get more love than us comic nerds during the #WorldSeries.

lukemaynard's tweet image. In the immortal words of Malcolm Reynolds, "Might've been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

This one's for you, #BlueJays fans. And you, #Watchmen fans, in case  you're jealous the #MLB jocks get more love than us comic nerds during the #WorldSeries.

I forget who won the 2025 #WorldSeries, but at this point it looks like the #BlueJays and the #Dodgers are fighting a grueling battle for the 2026 win.


Good news for the @LADodgers after tonight's #WorldSeries opener: we DO have a 24-hour @DennysDiner in downtown #Toronto. For Americans, it's a familiar taste of home. And if you want to feel more like a Canadian, you too can get a Grand Slam anytime you want, day or night.😉🍁

lukemaynard's tweet image. Good news for the @LADodgers after tonight's #WorldSeries opener: we DO have a 24-hour @DennysDiner in downtown #Toronto.

For Americans, it's a familiar taste of home. And if you want to feel more like a Canadian, you too can get a Grand Slam anytime you want, day or night.😉🍁
lukemaynard's tweet image. Good news for the @LADodgers after tonight's #WorldSeries opener: we DO have a 24-hour @DennysDiner in downtown #Toronto.

For Americans, it's a familiar taste of home. And if you want to feel more like a Canadian, you too can get a Grand Slam anytime you want, day or night.😉🍁

I wonder what the most significant differences are between a #GovernmentShutdown, which is bad for everyone, and a #TotalitarianEmperorsRegimeShutfiwn. Because the first sounds like it's bad for everyone, but the second means ICE agents won't be able to make mortgage payments.😏


To me, part of despising Charlie Kirk meant despising what he stood for. What happened today is exactly that. He's a victim of the world he lived & died trying to make real. So no, I'm NOT happy he was a victim of gun violence. To feel otherwise only legitimizes his sick dream.


This was almost four years ago. The new #Superman wasn't even a Kryptonian twinkle in David @Corenswet's eye yet, and #DeanCain had not yet joined #ICE as "The New Adventures of Homelander." One of my "pure crickets" zingers. Was it too woke? Too far ahead of its time? 🤷‍♂️

On the spectrum of "worthiness to wear the #Superman emblem onscreen," Dean Cain is soundly beaten not only by every past and present Superman, but also by Sloth from "The Goonies."



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