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1st Thessalonians 4:11
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critiquing naija ruefully 

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VoiceOvertalent / Digital Creative/ AI * DM me Want to know the 411? 1st Thessalonians 4:11 is the 411 | critiquing naija ruefully - ALL VIEWS ARE PERSONAL

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I'm a hypocrite and I have bias, after all I'm human. I just don't do it where it involves my benefits over the lives and livelihood of millions of others


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Burna Boy own too much like this... Na only rich fans him dey find now, no more advocacy for downtrodden 😏 #lumideocreates #digitalcreative

lumide0b's tweet image. Burna Boy own too much like this... Na only rich fans him dey find now, no more advocacy for downtrodden 😏

#lumideocreates #digitalcreative

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Ye ye

If you too sweet, dem go lick you finish



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TGIF until you open phone and remember say Nigeria no dey off duty 😭💀 Who else just pulled blanket back? #Naijaleaks #thisisNigeria #thisisme #lumideocreates Comical presentation of what it is to be a Nigerian trying to be happy right now

lumide0b's tweet image. TGIF until you open phone and remember say Nigeria no dey off duty 😭💀 Who else just pulled blanket back? #Naijaleaks #thisisNigeria #thisisme #lumideocreates 

Comical presentation of what it is to be a Nigerian trying to be happy right now

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Me vs Monday in Lagos: Round 1 result → Monday 1-0 Me 😭 Next week we run am again #NaijaHustle Left house 6am to ‘quickly do something’… just entering gate back 6pm. Monday, you get mind sha 😂🇳🇬

lumide0b's tweet image. Me vs Monday in Lagos: Round 1 result → Monday 1-0 Me 😭 Next week we run am again #NaijaHustle
Left house 6am to ‘quickly do something’… just entering gate back 6pm. Monday, you get mind sha 😂🇳🇬
lumide0b's tweet image. Me vs Monday in Lagos: Round 1 result → Monday 1-0 Me 😭 Next week we run am again #NaijaHustle
Left house 6am to ‘quickly do something’… just entering gate back 6pm. Monday, you get mind sha 😂🇳🇬
lumide0b's tweet image. Me vs Monday in Lagos: Round 1 result → Monday 1-0 Me 😭 Next week we run am again #NaijaHustle
Left house 6am to ‘quickly do something’… just entering gate back 6pm. Monday, you get mind sha 😂🇳🇬
lumide0b's tweet image. Me vs Monday in Lagos: Round 1 result → Monday 1-0 Me 😭 Next week we run am again #NaijaHustle
Left house 6am to ‘quickly do something’… just entering gate back 6pm. Monday, you get mind sha 😂🇳🇬

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Obalende CMS Obalende enter with your change oh!!! La Wetin dey sup for Lagos like this 😅


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𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩! Some individuals and media are spreading misleading claims about the new tax reform laws taking effect from next year. Here are the facts they are not telling you. From January 2026: ✍️…

taiwoyedele's tweet image. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩!

Some individuals and media are spreading misleading claims about the new tax reform laws taking effect from next year. Here are the facts they are not telling you.

From January 2026:

✍️…

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Haa! NNPC has delivered a profit? You see why it’s not good to lose your faith in miracles? They still happen.😀 Well done Mr @BBOjulari. 👏🏽

Today, I am proud to announce a defining milestone in the history of our new company: NNPC Limited @nnpclimited has delivered a Profit After Tax of ₦5.4 trillion for the year ended 2024, on revenue of ₦45.1 trillion. These results are more than numbers; they are a validation…

BBOjulari's tweet image. Today, I am proud to announce a defining milestone in the history of our new company: NNPC Limited @nnpclimited has delivered a Profit After Tax of ₦5.4 trillion for the year ended 2024, on revenue of ₦45.1 trillion. 

These results are more than numbers; they are a validation…


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YES, EVERY THING HE SAID IS TRUE !! People haven’t really read the tax law. The NRS ( formerly FIRS) is allowed under the law to direct your Bank to debit your account without your Consent. The new tax law has framed in a very tricky way but I will simplify it for you.…

"... if you can't explain yourself, under this new tax law, if you have a bank account, we can debit your bank account." Taiwo Oyedele speaks about how the government will widen the tax net from 2026.



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Nnaeh, Amaka be calming down! It's your type that will poison and kill someone, then go and Sew New Isiagu clothe, come to the burial, eat drink and openly Dance around the Grave side like someone that won a Lottery.😭😭😭 You don win this round, celebrate quietly.😭🤣🤣

_ugomsinachi's tweet image. Nnaeh, Amaka be calming down! It's your type that will poison and kill someone, then go and Sew New Isiagu clothe, come to the burial, eat drink and openly Dance around the Grave side like someone that won a Lottery.😭😭😭

You don win this round, celebrate quietly.😭🤣🤣

Ọmọ òrò.. o Kala gàn o

this is a sign of a mature company, and a positive act for the start up industry in Africa.



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Make I first block you. Being Catfish is one thing, turning 'earn' to 'hen' is an oduduwa travesty.

If my man hen 500k monthly, he must be giving me 450k.

Bella_bb02's tweet image. If my man hen 500k monthly, he must be giving me 450k.
Bella_bb02's tweet image. If my man hen 500k monthly, he must be giving me 450k.


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You are not a "Nigerian Christian" and you are mostly not a "Christian in Nigeria" and you are definitely not one of the affected "Christians in Nigeria" that definitely felt good about Donald Trump's position. To put it fairly you are simply an APC fanboy who needs to…

When I heard Senator Kevin Cramer say, "The Christians in Nigeria today are probably feeling pretty good about Donald Trump's position", I decided I had to let him understand a few things. The Halifax International Security Forum's audience certainly enjoyed this one.



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Must be the effects of that high American IQ they never stop yapping about.

India and Nigeria finessed the fuck out of these White Boomers LOL



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People do not realise the number of families, lives and dreams that the Jehovah’s Witness cult has shattered. they are the unarmed version of ISWAAP. I grew up as a Witness. My parents were very devoted members before I was born. My dad even told stories of how he once turned…

Aunty Esther has finally agreed go seek medical help Special thanks to @O__Philz @Nimisioluwa and @AUNTYMUSE_ who were able to reach her today She will be scheduled to meet an Oncologist this week



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Terror sympathisers are naturally selfish They love a stable life for themselves but support chaos on others. As hand reach her she no comport?


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Ironically, structures like these are typically associated with low income residents abroad, yet in Nigeria the opposite is the case. Despite the evident neglect, deteriorating infrastructure, and overall decline, it is the high income earners who occupy these buildings,…

You know Lagos well , where is this place??

HaYoMiDe_'s tweet image. You know Lagos well , where is this place??


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Nigerians: We didn't know there were these many bot farms in Nigeria.... Wow! This is so dark. @DavidHundeyin: There is a massive campaign for social engineering in Nigeria by foreign intelligence. Your opinions, thoughts and perceptions are being manipulated. The Nigerian…

I didn’t know there were these many bot farms in Nigeria. This is so dark.



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I think Nigerians should stop using this “escaped” euphemism to talk about victims whose families have paid ransom and were released.

BREAKING: 50 students abducted from Niger Catholic school have escaped, says CAN The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) in Niger state says fifty students abducted from St Mary’s Private Catholic Primary and Secondary Schools in Papiri, Agwara LGA, have escaped from…

thecableng's tweet image. BREAKING: 50 students abducted from Niger Catholic school have escaped, says CAN 

The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) in Niger state says fifty students abducted from St Mary’s Private Catholic Primary and Secondary Schools in Papiri, Agwara LGA, have escaped from…


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