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Currently lumping it in and around the North-West, innit.

Watching and listening to broadcasts and broadcasters.

Which is nice.

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Don't like it? - Lumpit ! Currently lumping it in and around the North-West, innit. Watching and listening to broadcasts and broadcasters. Which is nice.

It's confirmed. We now know that the global excess deaths & infertility is directly due to the COVID 'vaccines'. What we don't know is if this was, in the main, accidental. Or was it deliberate? If parts of humanity have been deliberately culled, who is behind it & why?


Bloody hell @talktv FFS stop Ash shouting across and over the top of everyone all the time. I want to hear what they are saying, not his usually irrelevant drones.


Hey @talktv your EPG on Freeview is 1 hour out for all the programme times.


Cows have hooves instead of feet because, err, they lactose.


I have a joke about cars but you won't Honda stand.


I've been looking to buy a new freezer. Had to be quite discreet in Curry's though. I'm wanting one of their under the counter ones.


This guy offered me a go on his ice rink for £1. I thought “What a cheap skate.”


Suspended clients.


Have you heard?


Where did it go?


Just had a policeman knocking on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye. I told him to use both as he’d probably find him a lot more quickly.


My new dog Minton just ate all my shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.


Shouldn't those jumping on the virtue signalling bandwagon of marking the sad demise of the brilliant Sean Lock at least do him the honour of spelling his name correctly?


Just walked out of Tesco. There was a woman crying her eyes out saying she’s lost all her holiday money. Felt so bad for her so gave her £50. Don’t usually do things like that but I’d just found 2 grand in the car park.


My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at A&E now. Face is all swollen and bruised. She lost consciousness. Luckily, I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.


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