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hey what’s up you feel like fallin in love or nah

i’m reading the count of monte cristo and holy shit man what the fuck


possibly one of my favorite parts of a jane austen book is that she will point out who is “not quite so handsome” and which daughter a mother prefers despite the new age “i love all my children equally” being so common now old english mothers most definitely had a favorite


meanwhile, i’ve learned that the lion king is based off of hamlet and from travis kelce if you can believe it


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*isolates myself*: perfect! but why am I sad *socializes*: perfect! how do I get out of here


as a short person, i am exhausted with the “wide leg” trouser trend not only bc ugly but also bc i just look stumpy in anything wider than slim fit


nothing like having your nieces visit that solidifies your hatred of children. everything is a mess, everything is a fight, and everything is the end of the world. oliver and i are STRESSED. (for the record: i do not hate THEM, just the energy they bring)


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(to myself) is she bothering you


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i'm in my element (air conditioning)


the thing about my parents is that they don’t do anything for fun. they have no discernible interests that i’m aware of so when they come visit me and i ask “anything you want to do/see?” the answer is always no like ?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? how can i be a good host with ZERO info??


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Happy Franz Kafka's "July 1. Too tired." day

nostosart's tweet image. Happy Franz Kafka's "July 1. Too tired." day

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I want my house to be like a very weird museum you wouldn’t recommend to someone


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my dad wasn’t absent or present he was a secret third thing


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this and some over the pants stuff

jainormis2's tweet image. this and some over the pants stuff

i wish i could make voice messages speed up like you can on tiktok i love my friends, but my brain needs them at a faster speed


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men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.


wish someone loved me enough to have organized an egg hunt for me


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Can we put a tariff on labradoodles


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wish someone would look at me n think damn i wanna change the oil in her car and get nothing in return sooooo bad


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