Lynette
@lynette44
Majoring in bad language, bad decisions and bad jokes
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I'm so lonely without @marleekramer15 That I am considering adopting a real human child to fill her void.
"So when my husband calls you at 4am..." "Sorry, I have no idea who that is." @blaw3_
I leave for Vegas in less than 10 hours and naturally I just started packing and cleaning. #typical @blaw3_
A women just pulled up next to me and asked if I wanted a puppy....Duh, Of course! #notsafe #isthatcodeforsomething?
The biggest struggle is if one should wear Badgers or Brewers today. #WIproblems #OpeningDay #NationalChampionship
A small puppy showed up at my parents back door this morning. My mother didn't keep it. #shedoesntloveme
How many times can I send an email describing an attachment and then forget to attach the attachment? #figureitout
I did laundry at 4 o'clock this morning because I couldn't sleep. Hello, my very long Tuesday. #icantdolifetoday
I love that #PuppyPledge is a thing. It's like this guy understands what I want in life. #sendmepuppies
Thanks to @marleekramer15 for pushing my car out of the snow last night. You're the real MVP. #boss
If you are just now Christmas shopping do NOT get angry at me because my store doesn't have something you want #retailproblems #tistheseason
To the two guys sitting in their car, baked beyond belief, eating redi-whip out of the can... Your life is fantastic. #walmart
Working retail means I get to enjoy Christmas for about 3 months. #jinglebells 👌
Because not being able to dress yourself, put on your own makeup, or do your own hair makes for an overall great look..#scrubbingformonths
If my Halloween costume was "Kai, a hitchhiker from Dog-town" would anyone understand who that is? #itssettled #helloKai @marleekramer15
"Ugly friends"? Come on, I'll take mediocre... At best a 3/10. Maybe I'm just having a bad day. @marleekramer15 #harassment
If I didn't have @marleekramer15 and @shannonwirkus to text ever hour about my life and what I'm doing, I would go insane. #irrelevant
United States Trends
- 1. #SmackDown N/A
- 2. #DragRace N/A
- 3. #Olympics2026 N/A
- 4. Obamas N/A
- 5. Mariah Carey N/A
- 6. Giulia N/A
- 7. #TheLastDriveIn N/A
- 8. Lion King N/A
- 9. Braylon Mullins N/A
- 10. Pistons N/A
- 11. #OpeningCeremony N/A
- 12. St. John N/A
- 13. Carmelo Hayes N/A
- 14. Kiana James N/A
- 15. Cody Raheem Rhodes N/A
- 16. Tim Scott N/A
- 17. Mikey N/A
- 18. Goldy N/A
- 19. Pizza Hut N/A
- 20. frank iero N/A
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