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Alyssa Otten

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Alyssa Otten reposted

So, to sum up the Supreme Courtโ€™s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.


Alyssa Otten reposted

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a womanโ€™s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.


Alyssa Otten reposted

Daylight savings gotta have Melatonin in it


Cruella De Vil, if she doesnโ€™t scare you no evil thing will. #Halloween #Cruella

lyssotten's tweet image. Cruella De Vil, if she doesnโ€™t scare you no evil thing will. 
#Halloween #Cruella
lyssotten's tweet image. Cruella De Vil, if she doesnโ€™t scare you no evil thing will. 
#Halloween #Cruella
lyssotten's tweet image. Cruella De Vil, if she doesnโ€™t scare you no evil thing will. 
#Halloween #Cruella
lyssotten's tweet image. Cruella De Vil, if she doesnโ€™t scare you no evil thing will. 
#Halloween #Cruella

Enjoy this transformation of my 1928 Bungalow ๐Ÿค Itโ€™s not finished but you do what you can on a budget! @hgtv

lyssotten's tweet image. Enjoy this transformation of my 1928 Bungalow ๐Ÿค Itโ€™s not finished but you do what you can on a budget! @hgtv
lyssotten's tweet image. Enjoy this transformation of my 1928 Bungalow ๐Ÿค Itโ€™s not finished but you do what you can on a budget! @hgtv
lyssotten's tweet image. Enjoy this transformation of my 1928 Bungalow ๐Ÿค Itโ€™s not finished but you do what you can on a budget! @hgtv
lyssotten's tweet image. Enjoy this transformation of my 1928 Bungalow ๐Ÿค Itโ€™s not finished but you do what you can on a budget! @hgtv

Alyssa Otten reposted

Do women cry anymore? this girl just said โ€œbetโ€ and hung up


Alyssa Otten reposted

self undiagnosing. Iโ€™m fine


Alyssa Otten reposted

another year kissing a bottle under the fireworks hehehe cant wait


Alyssa Otten reposted

happy birthday #whereitallbegan โค๏ธ


Alyssa Otten reposted

In the future, Suez Canal boats should be donut shaped so they can bounce off the walls like lazy river tubes I think we all agree


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Flamethrower>>>>Shovel


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yeah a $600 stimulus sucks ASS but my parents claimed me on their taxes last year so despite me currently living on my own and working full time i will still be getting โœจnothingโœจ


Alyssa Otten reposted

A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO. "So I had an idea..." he nervously began. Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M. Here's how that meeting went ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿ‘‡


Alyssa Otten reposted

The level of โ€œidgafโ€ iโ€™ve reached this year is insane.


Alyssa Otten reposted

I could really watch @hgtv all day long


My old account was hacked, so follow my new one ๐Ÿค—


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