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why do dads touch every suitcase at baggage claim as if they never saw their luggage before??


also study these white people climbing over safety barriers on a mountain top

m_vesce's tweet image. also study these white people climbing over safety barriers on a mountain top

people boarding a plane need studied. no common sense or sense of urgency


it’s true I’m a willing goner

Probably the most likely way @m_vesce gets murdered (out of MANY potential ways)



I know Kim’s working up a cease and desist for that last cake 🥴

Selfie queen @kimkardashian's iconic red carpet looks are being recreated with CAKE!! 🤳 Don't miss #Cakealikes > NEXT at 10|9c 🎂

FoodNetwork's tweet image. Selfie queen @kimkardashian's iconic red carpet looks are being recreated with CAKE!! 🤳

Don't miss #Cakealikes > NEXT at 10|9c 🎂
FoodNetwork's tweet image. Selfie queen @kimkardashian's iconic red carpet looks are being recreated with CAKE!! 🤳

Don't miss #Cakealikes > NEXT at 10|9c 🎂
FoodNetwork's tweet image. Selfie queen @kimkardashian's iconic red carpet looks are being recreated with CAKE!! 🤳

Don't miss #Cakealikes > NEXT at 10|9c 🎂
FoodNetwork's tweet image. Selfie queen @kimkardashian's iconic red carpet looks are being recreated with CAKE!! 🤳

Don't miss #Cakealikes > NEXT at 10|9c 🎂


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Lolo Jones, An Olympian And This Season's Biggest Weirdo, Claims MTV Forced Her To Quit 'The Challenge' In The Middle Of The Show barstoolsports.com/blog/3350481/l…


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The U.S. Capitol was breached today for the first time since 1814, when the British attacked it and set it on fire during the war of 1812, according to the director of scholarship and operations with the U.S. Capitol Historical Society. How shameful.


rot in hell Mitch, you ballsack looking mofo

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday blocked an effort to quickly pass a measure to increase direct stimulus payments from $600 to $2,000, though the legislation could be voted on at a later time or date if McConnell so chooses. cnn.it/3aXSVfH



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Honestly...? Merry Christmas to SOME.


Kim if you see this don’t believe this blasphemy

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday blocked an effort to quickly pass a measure to increase direct stimulus payments from $600 to $2,000, though the legislation could be voted on at a later time or date if McConnell so chooses. cnn.it/3aXSVfH



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Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

Jeopardy's tweet image. Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

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America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.


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BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 cnn.it/3eCQoqW #CNNElection


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JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises. #APracecall

AP's tweet image. JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP 

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises. 

#APracecall

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As of right now, Joe Biden is leading in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Nevada and Arizona.


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Let's take a moment to appreciate that we're waiting to find out if the winner of the election is going to win the election.


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