id security guy
@madsecurityguy
security guy for the imagine dragons show in milwaukee // run by @rainydragons and @Unkn0wnDragon // ((parody acc no hate intended just a joke))
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my washing machine is broken and keeps making this grinding screeching sound kinda sounds similar to a certain band i know hmm
hey sorry for the absence i went into a coma after listening to roots no not in a good way you nipple tassles
why ya'll talking about roots and shit this isn't the tree fandom for god sakes
I have absolutely no tolerance for ppl who are anti-choice and/or dont support same sex marriage & human rights in general have a nice life
i swear to god if this is another album i'm leaving the country
first you cheat on your wife with yourself, and now him?? boy slow down lmao
i'm quitting security to work at a theatre i'm super excited to get away from- wait what do you mean s+m is getting a concert movie
"where do we go from here?" hopefully into retirement lmao
is it why you guys are famous? because i'm still trying to figure that one out
Bruh I know everything
Sorry I may of let one or two rip while I was guarding
i wish we were programmed to enjoy the smell of a fart. the world would be such a more pleasant place. it'd be an offering of love. 💨🌹🙏
I love my fans
That security guard makes a better show than the imagine dragons
So I may be a reporter in my spare time, I only write the truth
dan should just carry a pillow and blanket on stage at this point he lays down so much
i'm supposed to be security for this band called twenty one pilots soon how are they going to fit twenty one planes in an arena
happy birthday to *looks at smudged writing on hand* pan mcdonalds
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