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Me: *on the phone with 911* yeah they’re violently trying to break into our apartment by beating on the door and yelling Dispatcher: hOw Do YoU kNoW tHeYrE tRyInG tO bReAk In???
This lady at work wanted to see a picture of Cole, so I showed her one of our engagement pictures, and she zoomed in on my face and says, “oh, you actually look really pretty” if that gives you any idea of how I roll up to work every morning lmao
There was a family day work event at a pumpkin patch yesterday, and there may or may not be a video of me, the safety representative, shotgunning a tall boy circling around now🥵
I just presented a 2 hour training course off my laptop, on the tailgate of my truck, out at a job site in South Dakota. Adapt and overcome, baby!!
I have beeeen saying this about Minnesota
Well Cole left for South Dakota for the week, but not before he LOST THE TV REMOTE!!! I have been watching Motor Trend for hours…I hate it here
I’ve had a lot on my plate at work and one of my foreman noticed and called me to say, “you know how to eat a whale? One bite at a time. If you look at the whole whale you’ll get overwhelmed.” Anyway, I needed to hear it, and maybe you do too!
The sheer excitement I got out of signing up for a training course today tells me I’m in the right field
Every time I help this older foreman at work he says “Emily, I wouldn’t trade you for two spotted puppies. And I love spotted puppies” and I just🥺
There’s a dead mouse in my office at the shop and the guys are refusing to throw it out because “equality”
I bought a new car, it was supposed to be delivered yesterday, but it got delayed. Well I took my dog to the vet yesterday in my old car, and he threw up ALL OVER the backseat. So basically everything happens for a reason!!!
I spent all day in the shop at work, and all I have concluded is that men are gross
This morning I was trying to talk Cole into 5 more minutes of sleep and he just whispered “I don’t negotiate with terrorists” and flipped the lights on
My guys calling me on a Saturday to tell me that they miss me, and that the other regions safety guy is being mean while they’re on hurricane response is all the validation I need
Cole and I just got approved to rent a house that is 8 minutes from the mall of America.... my bank account is already crying
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