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When my 4-year-old broke the TV (hanged up above his reach), he picked up a broom and said he wanted to sweep the dust off it. I let it sit there for months; I didn't change it, not because I couldn't, and I didn't beat him either. But I made sure to remind him as often as I…

Currently on our third TV this year, courtesy of my son 😩. For the first two, I didn’t stress much because my husband replaced them quickly. But this last one? Baba no gree o, we split the bill 50-50. Guess who’s now guarding the TV with her life? 😭 I am usually big on…



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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.


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She asked "Wenye mko na mtoto, how do you perform conjugal rights na mnaishi kwa bedsitter😂" and of course kenyans never disappoint😂 they came with fascinating experiences at the Bedsitters. Check Thread

hypedsoul1's tweet image. She asked "Wenye mko na mtoto, how do you perform conjugal rights na mnaishi kwa bedsitter😂" and of course kenyans never disappoint😂 they came with fascinating experiences at the Bedsitters.

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Kenya has officially removed visas for all Africans* and most Caribbean countries. No ETA, no forms, just show up. Karibu! *except Libya and Somalia


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Ahahah interesting that kasongo is using museveni playbook,hadi museveni ako za sikukufunza hapo😂😂


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NTV is reporting Giakanja Boys Secondary School in Nyeri closed indefinitely, sent home for chanting WANTAM to their Principal. Bro I'm on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂


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To the new Kikuyus on loan, house keeping kidogo: Atĩrĩrĩ - A beginning of a conversation. Reuree - Attention seeking to start a talk. Onee Diooo - Kills silence and starts a random talk. Digithia Ngoma - Used when you are loosing an argument. Ngui ĩno - Replying to a govt…


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1. Senior government officials do not live there. 2. The socio-economic class that typifies the ordinary Kenyan lives there. 3. That socioeconomic class is the one that feels the most painful pinch when it comes to trying to make ends meet. 4. Where that socioeconomic class lives…


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I’m reading the quotes and replies and most are from a religious point of view, which I get… but I’m just seeing it in a human way. like we’re here, we live, we die… what’s the actual reason behind all this? aren’t you a bit curious?


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Tonight we dream. 💜 #Breaking4

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#Breaking4
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#Breaking4
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#Breaking4
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#Breaking4

The last thing that stops a country from descending into anarchy is the respect/or fear of law enforcement agencies. Our National Police Service doesn’t seem to have any more credibility. Whose interest does discrediting @kdfinfo serve other than leave us totally vulnerable🤷🏾‍♂️


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“You can’t reason somebody out of an opinion they didn’t reason themselves into”.


This is manifest nonsense. The C-in-C of the Military is The President. Military cannot order anything that the President doesn't want.

CONFIRMED: The military ordered the immediate reinstatement of Gachagua's security. As a constitutional mandate it is the duty of the military to safeguard the institution of the presidency. He will fly his flag until his court cases are fully HEARD and DETERMINED. END***



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Lulu Hassan and the husband are currently on their weekly marriage therapy session with Bi Msafwari on national television in the disguise of creating awareness to the society.



The High Court has now become the theatre of the absurd😂


The history written by mau mau?! This nonsense that a bunch of people fighting with rungus in the forest against white people guns brought independence must stop. Mau Mau are NOT the only ones who fought for independence. It must be re-written!

Ruto’s whole worldview is shaped by his hatred and jealousy for Kikuyus. Yesterday, in a strangely divisive speech, he was trying to attack the MauMau Legacy and Re-write history. What a clown



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The difference between old money and new money is when the money was stolen.


This is actually pretty stupid. It’s my line. I am supposed to know ALL the numbers I’ve sent money to so there’s no issue of privacy on my end. Whose privacy are you protecting if not the robbers?!

Please note due to data privacy laws that information cannot be viewed on the statement, kindly advise your sister to report to the police for further assistance .^UA



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