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"LOVE is trusting someone enough to tell them everything including the things that you're ashamed of, knowing that they won't even care."
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"I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won’t let us be together."
"If I’m drunk texting you, that means the sober me really wants to talk to you."
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I delete a tweet if I spell something wrong and FUCK YOU IF YOU SAW IT.
*Standing on a high balcony* Normal person: What a breathtaking view! Me: I could totally snipe that guy from here.
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