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Malite Draggo

@malitedraggo

furry lol

writing this psych paper is making me think trauma therapy is like oxi-clean for your brain and I MUST ERADICATE THIS LINE OF THINKING LEST I BECOME A PERPETRATOR OF THOUGHT CRIME.


You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? -------- He has been rescued, cleansed, and will rise again like the lil' phoenix he is as soon as I print another.

malitedraggo's tweet image. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? 
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He has been rescued, cleansed, and will rise again like the lil' phoenix he is as soon as I print another.

how does a dog make Mac and cheese? ----- ----- ----- well, he starts off with aroo.


absolutely crazy to me that when cats die they go to purr-gato-ry



stomping not just the goombas, but the goombellas, and the goombabies, too.


the new death penalty is we push you off a tall building


I can't believe this shit. bro just said "everything they say sounds the same"???? racist as fuck! excuse me???? kacchan sounds nothing like kassan!!! calm down bro!


Can you shoot a mosquito?


I feel like the statistic that on average someone swallows like 7 spiders in their sleep per year statistic is a result of some people just eating a lot of spiders like there's no way I eat spiders


What even is a dog anyways? A 4 legged furred creature? Yes but not specific enough... a descendant of wolves? I think so. Fact check me on on that one... one can say man's best friend, but even then, that's subjective. What is a dog?


jesus feels like skin i never touched him but like what else would he feel like bruh


Minions, gru, vector. Despicable me.


My grandma was nauseous earlier #relateable


when you're too poor to afford a bidet, so you just spread cheeks in the shower. - christian


so another name for the earth is gaia, well since its pride month how about gaya?


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