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I say things that would shame my mother and make my father find a bar of soap.

Is the cucumber a metaphor for something?

Cucumber before bed, cucumber when you wake up. My stomach is getting flatter.



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Girl, the real providers don’t care if you work or not 😭🤭


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My husband is out of town, so dinner is either cheese or spend $87 on DoorDash


Just had me a little giggle. Simple due to the fact both my parents are Black.


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that new flu they tb that's going around is COVID


I would like this year to slow down a little.


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Turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma...so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. Moral of the story? Throw the fucking chair, girl. It's preventative medicine


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Honeycrisp apples are the baddest bitch in the apple family.


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Nothing like an extended period off of work to make me realize I truly need to get serious about retiring 😂


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All the Astrologers are saying to stay your ass home New Years Eve. I was gonna do that anyway but now I will DEFINITELY be doing that. 😂


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I no longer have the energy to tell ppl what they did wrong, just be blessed and have a great life away from me


Cancel Christmas. There’s too much stress involved.


Somebody be my man’s friend. I can’t talk about Car no mo


Drink baking is the best. Yall better eat these damn biscotti and like em.


The way I want to say “ I told you so” right now.!!


Ain’t no fun when the rabbit has the gun

I am really left with no option but to Stan

Anele's tweet image. I am really left with no option but to Stan


Idk, I think Christmas was engineered to unsettle the nervous system. Not always for rest and reflection before the new year. Bc why am I rushing to do 2 weeks of work before Monday


Dang, having a girls gift wrapping party is such a good idea.


Sounds about right

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