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Andrew James Manning

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What do you get when you put Coca Cola in the oven? Baking soda.


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Wow


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I bet mom taught him those awesome moves. They're both awesome! ♥️


What vegetables you need when you get a flat tire? A-spare-I-guess


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Tired of morning stress? This coffee mug says it all! the hilarious hidden message that's giving us life on workdays. Get yours now and start the day with a smile! 🛒>>clapandhug.com/funny-mug


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Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.


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What do you call an envious ocean? A jealousea.


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This week’s winning lottery numbers are 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. I mean, what are the odds?


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Four year old Angelica. That’s a lot of words to remember for one so little. Bad day just vanished after seeing this. Great job sweetheart! ❤️


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😂😂😂😂Life is too short 🥳


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Tampax announced they are removing the string and replacing it with tinsel… But, only for the holiday period.


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What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.


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Pink Panther favorite memory😍👏


Amazon has come out with the male version of Alexa named Alex. You only have to tell him to do things 10 times before he does them.


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I don't know who needs to know this but even if a bear wears socks and shoes… He still has bear feet.


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The only thing flat earthers have to fear... ...is sphere itself.


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Why aren’t auto body shops called... "Fender Bender Menders??." And they should be paid in Fender Bender Mender Tender. And when you pay that, you're a Fender Bender Mender Tender Spender.


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I wasn’t gonna get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.


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Where does a volcano go to pee? In the lavatory.


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I lost 20% of my couch. Ouch. Then I lost 25% of my roof. Oof.


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