Mary
@marebearlive
Menace by day, Stage Manager by night (She/Her)
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“She’ll be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain” is the theme song for my depressive episodes
If we are being forced to abide by this bulls—t 2-party system, why the heck is Biden’s age the thing really selling people on Trump? I’d but a potato in the Oval if it meant not losing life sustaining liberties and just, like, never hearing Tr*mp speak again…
SHE’S BACK AGAIN TO LET YOU KNOW, ILLINOISANS THAT THIS IS A TEST!! Yes it is raining, but IL sirens are tested at 10 a.m. on Tuesdays! This is merely a coincidence! Deep breath!
Thank GOD
If anyone has any hot tips for how to stay awake when my entire body is fighting for me to fall asleep and there’s no available endocrinologist appts until March around here… Please help
Everyone is posting these cute little Instagram stories about getting coffee and being at farmers markets, and I’m literally still deciding if it’s time to get up or if I should just call it a day
Can we, as a collective, agree to make sure Mary is awake around 5:30 pm today? My body is SURE not so if y’all could help her out, it would be best for all of us.
I will probably just be in bed all next week. Not even because I don’t want to, I just don’t think I’ll be able to get up
If I layer over another day’s slept in eyeliner, I will surely lose all my eyelashes and my will to live
The breakout happening on my face should be enough to tell you all how I’m doing
I’m literally craving the day where I can get home right after work, Doordash chilis and fall asleep on my couch by 8 pm
People at work keep asking me if I have kids and my natural response is to give them the, “How old do you think I am?” look. I have to keep reminding myself I would not be a teen mom at 30 years old
this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree
About to go to some great uncle’s funeral just to get some cheesy potatoes
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