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Mark Persinger

@mark_persinger

Husband. Father. Physician in training.

Low key forgot how old @zack_leininger was turning today...accidentally told him happy 20th, but this guy is the big ✌🏼☝🏼 hbd 🥳🎉

mark_persinger's tweet image. Low key forgot how old @zack_leininger was turning today...accidentally told him happy 20th, but this guy is the big ✌🏼☝🏼 hbd 🥳🎉
mark_persinger's tweet image. Low key forgot how old @zack_leininger was turning today...accidentally told him happy 20th, but this guy is the big ✌🏼☝🏼 hbd 🥳🎉

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Lunch on the Lawn tomorrow 11:00am-1:30pm and Late Night Breakfast 9pm-10pm TOMORROWWWWW


This is the most millennial tweet I’ve seen all day

I drank too much kombucha and now I have yoga lungs



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Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about


Except for Big Fat Liar that movie slapped so hard

You know when you watch one of your movies, and you realize it's actually pretty awful? Yeah... Me too, all the time.



I’m in the mood to hype people up rn so hmu for a confidence boost


I can’t believe how many overtimes this tournament has had what a wild ride


Pretty sure the entire U.S. is under road construction


Birds aren’t real

You know when you watch one of your movies, and you realize it's actually pretty awful? Yeah... Me too, all the time.



Why did I think these were pizza rolls

You know when you watch one of your movies, and you realize it's actually pretty awful? Yeah... Me too, all the time.



Fixer upper is my whole life

Am I the only 21 y/old white straight Male that watches HGTV and DIY network often?



“What’s your favorite holiday?” Me: March madness


I’m home now and it feels nice butttt I miss Florida


I complain about my friends not being able to take good pics of me but it’s time to face facts...I’m ugly and it’s not their fault


I very much need this break plz hurry


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