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Mark Baker

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Circle of trust….who is Druski?


You know who cut class? Jimi Hendrix….and he died chocking on his own vomit.


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The Undertaker went 21-0 at WrestleMania and he was dead.

TripleHHHPaulL's tweet image. The Undertaker went 21-0 at WrestleMania and he was dead.

I got my face painted at the blueberry festival one year


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It was called Four Loko and like all perfect things we banned it

they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour



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Robert Downey JR

If Iron Man was black, who could pull off that character on screen?



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Just got kicked out of a 13u tournament for coaching 3rd base with a Miller Lite in my hand. Last time I checked prohibition ended in 1933. Things need to change. #BeElite


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First time I’ve seen a blue Cybertruck. Looks awesome


Back the fuck up Antonio


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you kno you can

fourloko's tweet image. you kno you can

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Jbanklestankle1's tweet image.

A players card at the Vegas airport is about where I’m at


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Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.

ashmonsterftw's tweet image. Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.

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Tortorella has his slacks around his ankles on the bench right now and he just mouthed to Jon cooper “ it’s not gonna suck itself from the back” Jesus Christ


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Diarrhea is a sure-fire sign that your body is operating at 100% efficiency


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Last year I bought a tire repair shop in a small town Business did $750k revenue and $189k cash flow last year Bought it for $400k I needed to grow the business How? I spent $25,000 to purchase 300,000 nails from Home Depot Drove around late at night and littered all the…


Who the fuck is Rufus? @amazon


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Is Applebees allowed to detain you until police arrive or are they lying


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It took 11 attempts last night but I split the A at the Iowa city Applebees. Also hit 3 mailboxes on the way home

5Cleetus's tweet image. It took 11 attempts last night but I split the A at the Iowa city Applebees. 

Also hit 3 mailboxes on the way home

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I quit drinking alcohol last year Since then: 1) My health is unchanged 2) My weight is the same 3) I have lost one of my joys in life


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