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ur frenly neighborhood ancom beagle hound who's always on the hunt for the next good PICKET LINE!, pupper for the people, & big fan of $$$ for abobos, he/him

Lady u are scum and wonderful dograde comrade Cricket will continue to ruin your ambitions from the other side

I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back. The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons…



007 dog unit, checking in for the next assignment

marker_bytes's tweet image. 007 dog unit, checking in for the next assignment

i'm from MISSOURI and therefore am CARDINAL fan who says HECK METS! but my human fren likes Mets and after viewing this i have no choice but to join him in rooting for Alonso DONGS in upcoming season.

Pete Alonso is going to donate $1,000 to animal shelters for every home run he hits during the 2024 season "Hopefully there's a lot of homers and we get to save a lot of animals."



Ugh why are we at VET!?!?! This is NOT the time I usually have my yearly exam. I CALL SHENANIGANS!

marker_bytes's tweet image. Ugh why are we at VET!?!?! This is NOT the time I usually have my yearly exam. I CALL SHENANIGANS!

Hyperloop? More like hyper-POOP!

anyone who carried any water for this sham should be ashamed, barred from public transit jobs, and never taken seriously again bloomberg.com/news/articles/…



OMG I JUST WAS OUT FOR A WALK AND I FOUMD A PICKET!!!!!!


chillin' in cambridge massachusetts donning my t*rr*rist scarf, miight take a walk around the neighborhood later and spook some harvard proffessor's wifes

marker_bytes's tweet image. chillin' in cambridge massachusetts donning my t*rr*rist scarf, miight take a walk around the neighborhood later and spook some harvard proffessor's wifes

Every so often it's important for everyone to paws and reflect on things.

marker_bytes's tweet image. Every so often it's important for everyone to paws and reflect on things.

IM HERE TO EAT SNACC AND PROTEST BIGOTS! AND I JUST RAN OUT OF SNACC!

marker_bytes's tweet image. IM HERE TO EAT SNACC AND PROTEST BIGOTS! AND I JUST RAN OUT OF SNACC!

"national dog day" what is this malarkey? Every day is dog day worldwide!

marker_bytes's tweet image. "national dog day" what is this malarkey? Every day is dog day worldwide!

Wow I'm so impressed with how they are able to stay in tune!


Never let doors get in the way of achieving your dreams in a comfy bed!


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