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Mark Kevin Garrison

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For those that have seen all #BelowDeck shows, what’s more important than having a chef that CONSTANTLY pleases the guests regardless of serving “family style”?! We’ve seen horrible chefs! Moreover, the guests are always different. It’s stupid! #belowdeckmed


It’s episode 11!!!! Why does @CaptSandyYawn require a lead deck hand now? Is it for the drama? The thing she said she hates? Par for the course on #belowdeckmed #BelowDeck @Andy


Why in the world does Captain Sandy want a “lead deckhand” in episode 10? Hilarious actually. Not only does she piss off the chef, the boson is fair game too! #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeck @CaptSandyYawn everything “pisses her off”! Theme for EVERY season.


Aesha could do the show Lifestyle’s of the Rich. Amazing!!!! #belowdeckmed


Brooke! If you’re going to tell your kids that JK isn’t going to be the dad you promised, they deserve a “DOUBLE SCOOP”! It’s hilarious Brooke your kids are smarter than you!!! #loveafterlockup


Taylor reminds me more of Trivago than the sponsor Expedia on the #TheAmazingRace! #BigBrother

markkgarrison's tweet image. Taylor reminds me more of Trivago than the sponsor Expedia on the #TheAmazingRace! #BigBrother

It’s hilarious for these morons like Ashley and Ava to think they ACTUALLY have a chance of winning! Their game was over weeks ago. #BB27


I’ll be honest, it WAS always a dream of mine to be on #Survivor ! But now, not so much. People don’t lose weight like they did, not having to drink blood or eat weird stuff or fighting over rice, but now, it’s two weeks less, food rewards every episode. Whatever. #Survivor49


WTF? Who are these people? They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag. Have they NEVER watched #Survivor? Who cast these people? #Survivor49


So a Georgetown law graduate says a 3/6 chance? Yea Ashley, you probably should have said a 1/2 chance. Or 50/50! Ugh. #BB27


Every time I see Ashley’s hair, I think about that commercial from the movie Coming To America! “Just let your soul glow”! #BB27


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It's clear, Ashley loves being on tv, just like Crazy-eyed Angela!


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Can we send Ashley and Rachel home together right now? They are two of the most annoying women. #bb27 #BigBrother


Yawn!!!! Every week Keanu has to go. For the first 5 weeks HE was the target. Ashley and her stupid threats, then, her rant?! lol! Bad news for Ashley though, every person Rachel “didn’t” want to go has left. #BB27


You know it’s bad when Ava calls you cra cra! I wish Micky would have been evicted. I bet the houseguest’s would too if they knew she drinks straight out of the container & puts it back in the fridge. Disgusting. #BB27 @CBSBigbrother


I wonder when SOMEONE in the house realizes that’s there’s only 4 men to 8 women? We hear it all the time on all the CBS shows. Women allicances! Let’s see how this goes. I’m curious. #BB27


I can’t stand Olivia! Her betrayal of Horacio after her awkward ending to a final. Taking sides against the USA with, yet another, European. Legend in her on mind that one is. #TheChallenge41 I can’t believe she’s still hanging around. Is she being sponsored by a hair color?


I have read the post, I’ve watched the show since the beginning, why would you want Keanu out??? Biggest target in the house. Maybe a 5% chance of winning if he makes it to the end. Yet, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is targeting Rachel. 2 time player, 1 time winner. It’s nuts to me. #BB27


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#BelowDeck @BravoTV @Andy Just how big are “crotchless panties”? Crotchless panties:

markkgarrison's tweet image. #BelowDeck @BravoTV @Andy 

Just how big are “crotchless panties”? 

Crotchless panties:

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