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Mark Matich

@markmatich

Computers. Shooting. Driving. Singing. Farting. Drinking. Smoking. Shooting the bird.

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Once again I'm asked if I have a rifle in my guitar case. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar people...


I'm convinced that people with birdfeeders are just OBSESSED with bird shit. "Mo! Mo guano! Mo! Mo! Mo guano!"


At first I thought this show was about having to take a dump, but it's WILDLY more disgusting than that. tinyurl.com/nnj77op


I really need to invest in small clamps. I've lost a capo AND a Snark now because I've ended up using them to clamp things and forgot.


I couldn't deal with the first Iron Man movie. He builds that suit, with his fucking hands, in a CAVE. I'm pissed, and not even an engineer.


""Hey, you sass that hoopy Mark Matich? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."


Jesus Saves, Gretzky scores. The workers slave, the rich get more. One wrong move we risk the cup. Play the man not the puck.


I disabled my facebook account temporarily because I'm super busy. But I still wanna say snarky things. Thanks Twitter.


@evalynblack Yeah, I hear that from everyone. 10 years of photographic experience isn't easy to just give away. I'm cheap, maybe 30 an hour?


@evalynblack, You should have me do your photography. I'm pretty good with product shit.


I suggest you change your mind state. When people ask you how it's going just say "I'm great". Ok?


The wind rustles through my yard. The cock crows. The neighbors have been satisfied by my platitudes. It's going t o be a long one.


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