markscimitar's profile picture. or Beta Cortina. I get mixed up.

Alpha Romeo

@markscimitar

or Beta Cortina. I get mixed up.

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Is it just me that read this nurses name completely wrong??

markscimitar's tweet image. Is it just me that read this nurses name completely wrong??

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Goosebumps! People often ask, is Shakespeare still relevant? Here is a great example, from the Steven Colbert Show, in which Sir Ian McKellen delivers an extraordinary speech. Shakespeare’s words are timeless, urgent and important. #Shakespeare #ianmckellen #stevencolbert


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If you’re 99 years old and spend £600 on a curtain, it’s not unreasonable to expect it to outlive you. Terrible service, product and EXTORTIONATE cost. Avoid #hillarysblinds

Footinit's tweet image. If you’re 99 years old and spend £600 on a curtain, it’s not unreasonable to expect it to outlive you. 

Terrible service, product and EXTORTIONATE cost. 

Avoid #hillarysblinds
Footinit's tweet image. If you’re 99 years old and spend £600 on a curtain, it’s not unreasonable to expect it to outlive you. 

Terrible service, product and EXTORTIONATE cost. 

Avoid #hillarysblinds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

markscimitar's tweet image. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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For the first time in years, January 1, 2026 will fall on 1/1/1 This phenomenon will not happen again until 2035

todayyearsold's tweet image. For the first time in years, January 1, 2026 will fall on 1/1/1

This phenomenon will not happen again until 2035

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*thinks fondly about Twitter's 140 character limit*

The lies and coverups in the Inquiry Report are so extreme that it’s inconceivable it’s the result of pure stupidity and incompetence. It can only be deliberate lying. Baroness Hallet and the lead lawyer Hugo Keith KC should be stripped of all official jobs, all gongs, and…

Dominic2306's tweet image. The lies and coverups in the Inquiry Report are so extreme that it’s inconceivable it’s the result of pure stupidity and incompetence. It can only be deliberate lying. Baroness Hallet and the lead lawyer Hugo Keith KC should be stripped of all official jobs, all gongs, and…


This graphic on the @sleafordmods tour promo is perfection. It's animated too.

markscimitar's tweet image. This graphic on the @sleafordmods tour promo is perfection. It's animated too.

What do you reckon? A lot of word vomit saying basically saying that he's a nonce?

markscimitar's tweet image. What do you reckon? A lot of word vomit saying basically saying that he's a nonce?

Can anyone explain to me what the point of scented toilet paper is please?


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“Tony Blair has a lot of experience in the Middle East” Yeah, he fucking blew it up mate…

"Tony Blair is an experienced figure who can definitely rebuild Gaza." We asked Labour members at conference if Tony Blair should be allowed rule Gaza.



Top Tip. After filling your water bottle don't rest the lid on top and walk away. Chances are that when you return to the water bottle you will forget that the lid is just resting on top, and will consequently waterboard yourself when you try to drink from aforementioned bottle.


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Turning out the lights and pretending you’re out so that everyone will fuck off, is for life, not just for Halloween.


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Statement from the Manchester Council of Mosques

Taj_Ali1's tweet image. Statement from the Manchester Council of Mosques

Rupert is the Gammony gift that just keeps on giving..

This disgraceful Labour Party cares more about Gaza than it ever will about Great Yarmouth.



What kind of absolute narcissistic bellend does this? "probably, some of it, I deserve". There's another two pages of this shit.

markscimitar's tweet image. What kind of absolute narcissistic bellend does this? "probably, some of it, I deserve". There's another two pages of this shit.
markscimitar's tweet image. What kind of absolute narcissistic bellend does this? "probably, some of it, I deserve". There's another two pages of this shit.
markscimitar's tweet image. What kind of absolute narcissistic bellend does this? "probably, some of it, I deserve". There's another two pages of this shit.
markscimitar's tweet image. What kind of absolute narcissistic bellend does this? "probably, some of it, I deserve". There's another two pages of this shit.

The voice of the Nation.. (not Skinner)..

Skinner's broken his silence. I hope he pours his curves into an Adidas tracksuit and trainers to put the bins out later before dinner out with his wife in a show of solidarity.



Winston is sad because he never whipped anyone up to a frenzy even when he was in a quite popular band.

There can be no reconciliation with this evil The woke, the Marxists, the Islamists, the progressives, They only want to tear down our civilisation



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I should call her

Incredible. Doors that look like pulled curtains.

Fascinate_Hist's tweet image. Incredible. Doors that look like pulled curtains.


This is, quite frankly a must watch.

There's a very significant chance that this person thinks main character syndrome is a personality type.



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