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Fuck Da Constitution it dont apply 2 me


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Chapter II


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Would someone please tell this pilot that is threatening to crash his plane into a Walmart in Tupelo Mississippi that I have to go to the Plants & Gardens Department at 11:00am to pick up some Azaleas for my neighbor Marge in exchange for. . . well, nevermind what. Damn.


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YES peace and love. 😎✌️🌟❤️🎶🎶🍒🥦👍🌈☮️

ringostarrmusic's tweet image. YES peace and love. 😎✌️🌟❤️🎶🎶🍒🥦👍🌈☮️

I think golf would be cooler if the hole was very large


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Rubbing your stomach to signal your hungry You don't see that as much anymore


Did anyone hear will smith slapped Chris rock at the Oscar awards


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Mfs (motherf*ckers) will play elden ring for 8 hours straight but it’s been 8 months since they gave their elder a ring and called meemaw to see how she’s doing.. #damn 🤭


who gives a shit

As it spins, the 'spooky' object sends out a beam of radiation, and for one minute in every 20 it is one of the brightest objects in the night sky. Observations show it releasing a giant burst of energy three times an hour.

DailyMail's tweet image. As it spins, the 'spooky' object sends out a beam of radiation, and for one minute in every 20 it is one of the brightest objects in the night sky.

Observations show it releasing a giant burst of energy three times an hour.


watched an online lecture and the professor started reading an audible ad ?


Finally

M&Ms characters to become more inclusive hill.cm/cmZGF6v

thehill's tweet image. M&Ms characters to become more inclusive hill.cm/cmZGF6v


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Catching your reflection after 1.5 hits of your cousin's THC pen

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people act like ancient philosophers were smart but if they could get stoned and look at a screen all day They Would


sign me the fuck up

A Swedish company has come up with a microchip that can be inserted under the skin so that users can carry their Covid passports in their arm.



if we bringing back jerking then we are also bringing back rage comics


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you must see the end of the ep of this new dating show where the guy picks which woman is already in a relationship


me pretending to read random shit in high school to look mysterious and intelligent

Grimes seen reading Karl Marx following split with world's richest man Elon Musk trib.al/51aHJnq

PageSix's tweet image. Grimes seen reading Karl Marx following split with world's richest man Elon Musk trib.al/51aHJnq


my favorite comedian of all time 😢 rip norm

Norm Macdonald, the comedian, actor, writer and #SNL alum, has died at 61 after dealing with a cancer diagnosis for nearly a decade. bit.ly/39423gs

Variety's tweet image. Norm Macdonald, the comedian, actor, writer and #SNL alum, has died at 61 after dealing with a cancer diagnosis for nearly a decade. bit.ly/39423gs


i didn’t know he had a kid wtf

Frank Ocean has arrived to the #MetGala.



can’t believe the world discovered taylor swift on this day

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