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I don't know what being a parent is like. But I can say this—some peoples’ kids are real assholes and I'm glad they aren't mine.
Really dislike it when professional athletes get married and take on their spouse’s last name.
My new year resolution is to never work in a bar on nye again. My body is too old for that shit.
This person is sitting in their parked car just full volume blasting ‘taking care of business’ with the windows rolled up 😂
Just saw a pony, three rabbits, and a goat leave the Dispute Resolution Center.
I had a dream last night that I met Leo Messi at a fancy garage sale, he was really nice, autographed some stuff. When he left, his bodyguard took all the autographs, tore them up, and they left. Anyways I’m still pretty mad about it.
Why do restaurants insist on posting poorly composed photos. This modern world cannot support a sloppy steak Caesar salad gram ha
Watching this doc on hurricane Katrina is extra depressing bc if this happened tomorrow even more ppl would die bc this govt gives zero shits.
Am I technically being “social” if I go to a baseball game solo to have a beverage and feel it out?
I hope my neighbor can’t see me dancing with my cat to a jazz version of Careless Whisper.
Saw a fb post from a former coworker, “who wants to be our neighbor” with a link for a house that’s….$2.6 million dollars. BITCH PLEASE. Free Luigi.
Sat in my car for about ten mins to mentally prep outside Lowe’s. Ran into a fellow bartender friend inside who needed items out of reach but not wanting to ask an employee for assistance so he was just going to leave. Yeah we’re all doing fine.
I am flattered that it’s mostly old ppl who compliment my music choices at work. Lots of soul/funk/r&b and they loving it 😎 excuse me while I finish my large print crossword puzzle
Not my younger coworker doing the half heart hand gesture thing. Am I suppose to complete the heart with a reciprocal half heart? Am I suppose to accept this is a youth gang sign?
Lulz bc people finding out their designer goods are just made in china. Even the real ones are knock offs *actually* 😂
The couple things I thought I could only get at target are actually at Fred Meyer so I guess bye bitch
United States Trends
- 1. Thomas Frank N/A
- 2. Burnley N/A
- 3. Liverpool N/A
- 4. Jayda N/A
- 5. West Ham N/A
- 6. Carrick N/A
- 7. Slot N/A
- 8. Wirtz N/A
- 9. Tottenham N/A
- 10. Amorim N/A
- 11. Vicario N/A
- 12. #COYS N/A
- 13. #Caturday N/A
- 14. #MeAndTheeSeriesFinalEP N/A
- 15. Manchester is Red N/A
- 16. Palmer N/A
- 17. #FrankOut N/A
- 18. #MUFC N/A
- 19. Drew Lock N/A
- 20. Brentford N/A
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