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Thomas Swift

@marriedhell

Locked in holy matrimony. Looking for advice. Maybe I need a therapist. Maybe I need a divorce.

Got an interview for the job I have been working toward for the last decade....wife told me that moving there was "her worst nightmare"...sucks when your dreams are your partner's nightmare.


Reasons I’m not divorced... Don’t want to say that final goodby, she’ll get the dog, I have several concert tickets in her Ticketmaster account. Also it generally seems like a lot less work to just be miserable or and bitch on Twitter.


Well the wife is out of town. Anyone interested in a one night stand? #DateCincinnati #OneNightStand


Things I’d kill for right this second: Cheese A BJ Cupcakes


Sitting in the sunroom with my wife. Both staring at the phone. I wonder what she is thinking about? I’m thinking that if I set this phone down I still wouldn’t know what the fuck to talk about.


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