Iโm sick of being cooler than every man Iโve ever met.
I play this fun game with myself where I stay up late binge on Netflix, and see if can function the next day
sometimes the heartbreak wasnโt romantic - it was simply realizing their ceiling was my baseline.
iโm not tweeting to be relatable. iโm tweeting because my thoughts wonโt stop texting me.
psa: please be careful blasting unhinged DM guys on the timeline - some of them literally get off on the attention and are trying to provoke it. itโs pathetic and gross.
my life is steady dopamine sparks and one wildly dedicated hydration source.
Canada ranked 5th safest country in the world Canada was also ranked the 2nd safest place in the world when it comes to violent crimes, just after Japan
If you find me rambling in your DMs, donโt mind me. Iโm just high.
For my next trick, I'll turn mild inconvenience into a full narrative arc.
It might not matter to you, but it matters to me.
Yup! I play favorites with my regular retweeters. We understand each other
Life is about not giving up, but walking through โฆ trailing love in our wake
Coffee and butt rubs would fix me.
if anyone is mean to you today, then may their coffee taste like regret and their phone autocorrect everything to duck.
hate is so unnecessary here. iโm in my personal rom-com era and the only plot twist i take seriously is snacks. let me live.
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