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Simbawacho

@mashsimba

African @heart | Enterpreneur | Business analyst | Visionary|Life coach | Naturally smart mind

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Gents come this side Have this repeat


This here. God literally put thorns and rubber skin to make sure you don't touch let alone eat it 😆 Whoever though of adding salt kùminzwa iyoyi 🤣 aikara maningi

mashsimba's tweet image. This here. God literally put thorns and rubber skin to make sure you don't touch let alone eat it 😆 Whoever though of adding salt kùminzwa iyoyi  🤣  aikara maningi

What is a food that makes you think "how did humans know this was edible"



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OMG, she is hilarious!! 🤣💀


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NINETIES WORSHIP REVIVAL The 90s were a defining moment for worship. Songs like I Could Sing of Your Love Forever and Did You Feel the Mountains Tremble became anthems that led millions into God’s presence with passion and authenticity. In this inspiring conversation, Jeff Deyo…


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Starting the year, my goal was to at least install 5 solar systems (free of charge) for remote schools, clinics, or charities. Due to financial constraints, I only managed to complete a 3kVA setup for a remote school computer lab (zvekushingirira, thank you to those who assisted)…

ThaSolarGuy's tweet image. Starting the year, my goal was to at least install 5 solar systems (free of charge) for remote schools, clinics, or charities. Due to financial constraints, I only managed to complete a 3kVA setup for a remote school computer lab (zvekushingirira, thank you to those who assisted)…

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Botswana 🇧🇼 President has disclosed how he cut the size of his entourage when traveling out of the country on a presidential trip.


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The Hidden Bible Prophecy?


Stranger than fiction

In 2005 an entire Governor for Mat South officially opened a website and a plaque was put. Thus how low we have gone as a country. #Zimbabwe

Realbeefactor's tweet image. In 2005 an entire Governor for Mat South officially opened a website and a plaque was put. Thus how low we have gone as a country. #Zimbabwe


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My dumb Nigerian brothers would say ‘Marry First’


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For over a century, Western medicine and media have taught that circumcision equals cleanliness — but that was never biology. It was culture, religion, and marketing woven together. Foreskin has purpose: ✨ It protects. ✨ It lubricates. ✨ It enhances sensitivity and microbiome…


A wise man once said, " Nothing". 😭

Henrietta Rushwaya accidentally picked a bag with 6kgs of gold and went to the airport which also accidentally turned off cameras and someone caught her. She was acquitted by the courts of Zimbabwe. That's all we need to know. Nothing to be concerned about here. William Nhara…



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The Different Types of Coloureds in South Africa: - Cape Coloureds: Dutch & Bantu/Khoi Mix. Also the generic term for most Coloureds in the Western, Eastern & Northern Cape. - Cape Malay: Indonesian/Malaysian, Indian, Sri Lankan & Bangladeshi (Muslim) - brought in as slaves…


This was the best part of being a last born child 😂

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Why so many Africans countries end with ~ia.


x.com/2028_zimbabwe/… Ah yes, the locals must’ve been so surprised to find out where they’d been fetching water from all along. 😂 Rephrase: " The 1st European to Discover Mosi-oa-Tunya"


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🔸Take it from me, Zimbabweans do not hate South Africans. We come there, have a good time and generally people are lovely to us. Those of us working there put their heart and soul into what they do because being rewarded for hard work is not something we ever take for granted.…

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WHO KNEW NDICHATOZOITAWO A DRESSING ROOM IN WEMBLEY STADIUM 🇬🇧🇬🇧SO YOUR TIME IS COMING TOO JUST BE PATIENT WITH GOD 🙏🙏🙏

shone_zw's tweet image. WHO KNEW NDICHATOZOITAWO A DRESSING ROOM IN WEMBLEY STADIUM 🇬🇧🇬🇧SO YOUR TIME IS COMING TOO JUST BE PATIENT WITH GOD 🙏🙏🙏

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I am a Vendor. As retailers all we want is a fair playing field. If I need 17 different licenses for every store, have to pay VAT, Payee, NSSA , rentals, Rates, and corporate tax, then why should the other vendors be ALLOWED to open up a shop that mirrors mine outside my shop…


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