Dean Leong
@mastertelor
Warning. Random thoughts ahead.... and probably a wood joke or two.
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whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here
tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK
I don't care what anybody says being financially stable eliminates 95% of your stress
Have you ever seen an ocean made out of wood? 🌊
In another lifetime I gave birth to Benny and he hasn’t stopped terrorizing us @mastertelor
Out of context, overhead conversations my wife has had with her parents: “To be clear they were driving next to you. Not fucking next to you.”
“THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BE TELEVISED, YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME BUT THE WRONG GUY” - Kendrick Lamar
Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, is going after USAID, which feeds the poorest people in the world. Next, he’ll go after the programs that impact you: Medicaid, Medicare, community health centers, Pell Grants, affordable housing. We can stop him.
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