Matt Bargabus
@matbarg
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The Wiener Hole is hiring! $9.50/hr plus discounts on food and drinks. Apply in person @AuntieMaes
It's Apple Brandy season, y'all! Try our new Jackrabbit cocktail made with house-infused apple brandy!
Mae's Gear Alert! Very limited run! On sale tomorrow 10/21 through Sunday 10/23 only. And only available to purchase online! AMP Zippered Hoodies from our friends @SwitchWicked. Link to purchase will be posted tomorrow 10/21.
Romie Lee, Teague Hayes, Brett Schmidt! Live Stand Up! Tickets available at auntiemaes.com
Father's Day is coming up. Here's a couple of ideas for dad . . . 1. A bottle of Auntie Mae's Single Barrel Select Knob Creek (can be purchased @LibraryLiquor) 2. An Auntie Mae's tee shirt or gift card from auntiemaes.com
Hey @RogerMarshallMD , have you resigned your position yet? #wearewaiting
Oh - you’re accusing me of lying? Isn’t this you? Your campaign sent out this fundraising message as people were sieging the Capitol. You claimed to be “leading the fight to reject electors.” Clashes started around 1:20pm. This message was sent after the Capitol was breached.
1/2 @AOC You are a liar. Leading a debate in the Senate on ensuring election integrity is doing our jobs, and it’s in no way responsible for the despicable terrorists who attacked the Capitol yesterday. And sorry, I ain’t going anywhere. When you and your socialist buddies...
Come have a drink with the pretty tree. Tree is thirsty! Tree must be satiated! $3 Free State stouts
I don’t think white America really understands what it’s like watching this as a non-white person. It’s traumatizing enough just seeing as an American, but then it hurts even more to see disgusting filthy privilege waved in our faces.
I never want to hear any bullshit about antifa again.
Ever wanted to feel like a US Congressman?? Come hideout in the @AuntieMaes basement and drink $2 Dad Beers and $4 Craft Cans while we watch the absurdity unfurl!
oh hey i was right
demographically speaking 1 in 10 of the terrorists storming the Capitol is also probably hiding a gun, so that's neat
Goodyear has believed in this community for generations, investing in the power, tenacity and honest people of the heartland, which is more than we can say for this president. #WeStandWithGoodyear
You are eleventy million percent bad at math.
“Let’s force them to open the gyms by showing them we can workout without one”
WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9nDUQ #Florida #COVID19
2017: Drafted 2018: League MVP 2019: Super Bowl MVP 2020: #1 in sales 24 years old.
.@TomBrady can officially pass the torch to @PatrickMahomes as he takes over the #1 player sales spot for the first time in three years. 🔗: bit.ly/2VhycuN
I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn
my teenage daughter edited together a version of trump's address with only heavy breathing moments and I honestly don't think I've ever been prouder of her parental discretion advised @dyl_seidel
Odds that Tom Hanks ends up playing the doctor that saves Tom Hanks from #coronovarius?
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