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In the A Quite Place universe, there had to be at least one guy who calculated the risk, then still farted too vigorously and got taken out.
A Quiet Place: Brass Instruments (basically the same movie, but the whole family needs to practice their saxophones for a really important recital)
I'm so glad that we're only born with 10 fingers. What if we had, like, 1200 fingers? Imagine trying to propose. I guess you just put the ring on the ground and let her figure it out.
Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
Any public place that starts playing reggae is not-so-subtly telling me that I’m not welcome and I never was.
My dental hygienist put fluoride on my teeth today and I can’t remember whether she said not to eat for 30 minutes or 30 hours. WebMD has not been any help.
11/19: Thanks to @mathbotdotnet for suggesting today's charity: Kids Alive Int'l. (@KidsAliveInt). They serve children by learning better ways to meet their needs, seeking justice, empowering them for a healthy future & advocating for community change
I'm looking to watch something familiar, yet festive, tonight. Does C-SPAN have a Halloween special?
Today was national “wear your shoes on the wrong feet” day. Apparently, it’s a holiday that only I celebrated.
I’m gonna ignore what I saw out behind @spagobh today. The nachos are so good, I don’t care what’s actually in them. @ Spago Beverly Hills instagram.com/p/CgF2vwQvfWG/…
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I don't mind daylight savings time stealing an hour from my life. But instead of the last hour of sleep, could it please take the hour that I spent trying to use a quarter to rewind my VHS copy of Moulin Rouge?
Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
The classics? Yeah, I’m a fan. instagram.com/p/CVbmrSEp2O0/…
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"Best By": A discount retail store where all of the electronics are slightly past their expiration date.
Life Tip: pay the extra $10 and have the government update your social security number to match your phone number. Trust me, guys. It's a time saver.
Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT. WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.
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