Matt McDonald
@matt_mpmcd
I try to solve the world's problems with JavaScript and Regular Expressions.
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Making Fun of Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) EXCERPT
Fentanyl = WMD Fentanyl dealers = terrorists Please stop fucking killing people with fentanyl. WSPA 7News: 4 arrested after guns, fentanyl, heroin seized in Asheville. wspa.com/news/4-arreste…
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4 arrested after guns, fentanyl, heroin seized in Asheville
Asheville Police Department said an ongoing gun violence investigation led to the arrest of four people after guns and drugs were seized Wednesday.
Why the fuck would you move NYE to Florida these days? JamBase: Umphrey's McGee Announces New Year's Run 2021 In Miami Beach 2 hours ago. jambase.com/article/umphre…
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Umphrey’s McGee Announces New Year’s Run 2021 In Miami Beach
Umphrey's McGee are heading to The Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason Theater for their three-night New Year's Run 2021.
Javier Báez. El Mago. The Magician.
If I disagreed with your politics I'd still support your music, because, well I'm not a close-minded asshole. Just thought I'd share... @JasonIsbell
Hey ya'll, don't be that asshole that starts mowing before 8am on a holiday.
I support this. Take action @AshevillePolice. Take action @CityofAsheville.
Though actually *destroying* medical aid & supplies is considered a war crime Every @AshevillePolice officer who participated should be fired Period #avl #avlnews
Serious question...medical care aside, how many lives are 150 million dollars worth?
Goodbye @SteveKingIA you racist homophobic Nazi fuckface
Breaking: Sioux Co. reports all 5k of its votes. Randy Feenstra (R) beats Rep. Steve King (R) there 83%-14% (!). Wow. King in absolutely dire shape now. #IA04
They couldn't even stop doing police brutality at the police brutality protest.
Obama should address the nation since we don’t have a president.
Reasons to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free Investment Steak Novelty Cow matches decor Swore would someday own cow Just like cows Conversation starter No appropriate container for milk other than cow Status symbol Mistake, thought it was dog Independent thinker
Wait a second, so you're telling me the government can just pay hospitals directly for medical care? And that health insurance companies are just unnecessary middlemen out to make a buck? Well, I'll be damned....
The White House plans to pay hospitals for coronavirus treatment for the uninsured, as long as patients aren't billed, people familiar with the matter say on.wsj.com/3bM69ZY
There are some quality #coronavirus PA's out there, this one might be the best yet!
You know how you can get a song stuck in your head? Well here ya go. Sorry, not sorry, but I do need to provide a: ⚠️ warning for language ⚠️
Perhaps you might understand if we put this message to you creatively? @PinkDogCreative @buncombeGov
God damnit @JoeBiden. You make having to support you harder all the time.
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