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matt campbell

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watching cheers reruns last night, and i realized..... ...i dress like cliff clavin

mattc_fcs's tweet image. watching cheers reruns last night, and i realized.....

...i dress like cliff clavin

me discovering there is enough protein to make my "pecan pie diet" dream a reality...


“what were the 90s like, dad?” “times were simpler….many people found this guy funny”

mattc_fcs's tweet image. “what were the 90s like, dad?”

“times were simpler….many people found this guy funny”

doing a little chart work on the ag markets....

mattc_fcs's tweet image. doing a little chart work on the ag markets....

"so this will make me lose weight, right doc?" "side effects include diarrhea fatigue back pain nausea sprained wrist herpes bleeding from rectum flatulence constipation pretty much anything with the butt scurvy" "yeah but ill lose weight, right?"


attn offensive coordinators handoffs from shotgun in short yardage situations doesn’t work.


"and we shall call it the inflation reduction act" because it will reduce inflation? "no, it will raise it. but this act shall offer tax credits to incentivize the use of vegetable oils as feedstocks for fuels" because we have these vegetable oils in excessive supply? "no,…

mattc_fcs's tweet image. "and we shall call it the inflation reduction act"

because it will reduce inflation?

"no, it will raise it.  but this act shall offer tax credits to incentivize the use of vegetable oils as feedstocks for fuels"

because we have these vegetable oils in excessive supply?

"no,…

checking in on the midwest....


hello puffy vest my old friend it’s time to don you once again because the season’s finally changing got congested while I was sleeping


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