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"Nuh-uh!" -me as a defense attorney


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I'm thinking about growing my penis out for the summer.


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Taking my glasses off. Good bye cruel world.


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The earth is flat like your mom.


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If you don’t quietly push people away then they’ll never leave.


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A girl told me she likes 'a strong silent type'. A guy could never say that to a girl though. "I like my women quiet."


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Oh I get it. Fun onions.


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FOOTBALL SHOULD BE ON EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. VOTE!


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I’m starting to feel like Twitter is a bad habit.


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mike pence's real name is mechanical pencil


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"Out of an abundance of caution," we should expand Medicare to cover everyone in America.


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My son will be a legend


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My doctor always seems surprised to give me good lab results.


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I will not let a typo destroy me. I will persevere. I will rise.


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If it was fun to play it'd be called goodminton


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Spending the first day of fall gluing leaves back on the trees


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real cavemen didn’t propel their car with their feet. that part of the show was fake


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If you don’t like raking leaves, just eat the leaves. They can’t stop you. It’s not illegal.


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Can I get a 4 week coma please?


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I think that’s enough day for today.


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