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Sorry to all the peeps that got spam'd by me via private messages. Don't know whats goin on there #mphillipsweighlossplan


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My asshole is entrance only


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@mattphilpy Haha that's a ripper 👍


I love having sex in Prius's - coz not only are you having sex, but you're also saving the environment


Pools are perfect for holding water #hwisky


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Stuart Crameri very impressive for a Bomber by completing the #AFLGFsprint without tearing anything.


Sit down for a paidy and the evacuation alarm sounds #dropandroll


@tkstyle13 it's good shit trenty. Yeah that was a dirty hack by myself, so I doubt it will eventuate. Hows travels?


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If this gets 2 retweets I will swim across the derwent in a nappie #tweetone #amidoingitright


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