Matthew Pena
@mattxavier12
Senior business major at the University of Texas at Austin. Longhorn Band. KKY. British accents to the front of the line.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "I cannot wait to see her debate our current VP, Mika Pince. Or is it Pance?" Yang: "It's pronounced Ponce I believe." JLD: "Oh some kind of weird foreign name?" Yang: "Yeah not very American-sounding." JLD: "Yeah that's what people are saying. Strongly."
Someone posted this on a BB fan page on IG... it read, "i didn't know Nicole failed nursing school" 💀 #BB22
This puzzle is truly such horseshit!!!!! The women had to go to the end of the board and the men didn’t????? Make the closest woman who didn’t finish from each race the winner!!!!!!!!! Rooting for a woman to take this unfair HoH!!!!! #BB22
The symbolism of Betsy DeVos having a bookshelf with no books on it 😂😂😂
You can deposit a check and have the funds available in under 60 seconds with your phone so why is election voting such a raggedy ass tumble weed of a charade?
Peter, nothing's wrong with you!!!!!! #TeamPeter #TheBacheloretteFinale
Paul!!! You had a way better chance at wining with James! #bb18 #pissed #notfriendship
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad.
Gone, but never forgotten. Missing Bevo XIV today.
Giveaway! Retweet for your chance to win a pair of tickets to #ACLFest Weekend Two! #winacl #sponsor
VIDEO: #CryingPiccoloGirl played with The Roots on Jimmy Fallon without any tears being shed ble.ac/1Hu8naO
This is my response to everyone who shows up late to free food & then sends hangry tweets. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sxsw #sxfn
Got my liquid courage going on. I am not responsible for the words from my mouth now #esuranceaccess #sxsw
Sunday #SXSW reminder... ESSENTIAL HASHTAGS #SXLines - line updates #SXFN - free food #SXDrinks - free drinks
a porno where a hot delivery boy brings me pizza except we don't do anything we just eat the pizza & be friends & he texts me the next day
IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME! Retweet to enter to win a music wristband! Rules: ifc.tv/NlRis5 #IFCFairgrounds
I am way too excited for the @ChiLantroBBQ food truck at work later for lunch
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