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Maximilian Schell

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I literally just saw an off duty cop throw away two empty beer cans that were in his truck, risky boi


The only things that are keeping you from getting what you want in life are the excuses you keep telling yourself


If you don't put up your divider in the checkout line at the grocery store then I'm assuming you're paying for my shit


They seriously need to stop playing Pitbull songs at lifetime


If I ever see you dab you are not my friend lol, shits so annoying


Literally 90% of my money goes to food lol


Seriously bro, sitting in the parking lot blasting music with ridiculous bass and having your 6 year old in the backseat isn't cool


The weather this last week has been so perfect, gotta enjoy it while it lasts


It's literally a joke how much D1 college football and basketball coaches make compared to coaches in other sports


Like really? You're going to risk my life and the life of others just to be one minute faster? So many greedy people it makes me sick haha


In this state I can easily tell if someone's an asshole just based off their driving habits


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It is it absolutely blows my mind how someone could cheat on another and then look them in the eye tell them they love them the next day🙄


You're lazy as hell in my mind if you just leave your shopping cart by your car. Seriously just take a few steps and place it correctly haha


That moment when you get charged for double meat at chipotle when you only asked for a little more 😡


Putting socks on with sweaty feet is a strenuous task


Literally every time I wash my car it randomly rains a couple days later


Carls jr waffle fries > chick fil a waffle fries


Just sitting at discount tire listening to all the employees tell the corniest jokes. Please finish my damn tire rotation


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