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Lol but also why is it that English people go “uhhhh breathtaking” and half the time it’s a photo of a fucking paddock

It's a shame you're only allowed to experience this side of the country with generational wealth



I said rich people shouldn’t go to op shops. People talked me around though. Why am I bringing this up

What did you do to make the TL hate you?



Deradicalise the west

AP drone footage shows massive destruction in Gaza City’s Tal al-Hawa neighborhood following Israeli bombardment.



Johannes Leak nailed it, and by “it” I mean his dick, to a floorboard

You have to hand it to The Nightly’s editor, Chris Dore, and The Australian’s cartoonist, Johannes Leak. In a simple image and a few words, they have just nailed it! 👇

JoshFrydenberg's tweet image. You have to hand it to The Nightly’s editor, Chris Dore, and The Australian’s cartoonist, Johannes Leak. In a simple image and a few words, they have just nailed it! 👇
JoshFrydenberg's tweet image. You have to hand it to The Nightly’s editor, Chris Dore, and The Australian’s cartoonist, Johannes Leak. In a simple image and a few words, they have just nailed it! 👇


It’s summer and sooky poms are back on the menu

To be fair to him he’s made good use of the Grand Canyon there



Read about as far as “returning to their homes”. Lmao. They get lazier

Seeing the tens of thousands of Palestinians return to their homes in northern Gaza, one can only remember the endless accusations against Israel: that the war was about displacement, ethnic cleansing, settlements- that these are supposedly the 'real' aims. Now the war has ended,…

Nadav_Eyal's tweet image. Seeing the tens of thousands of Palestinians return to their homes in northern Gaza, one can only remember the endless accusations against Israel: that the war was about displacement, ethnic cleansing, settlements- that these are supposedly the 'real' aims. Now the war has ended,…


calling it a “loophole” is the most demonic shit. this guy is going to flip when saint peter yanks the big red lever

The eligibility criteria for the Stillborn Baby Payment does not exclude circumstances where an intentional abortion is undertaken after 20 weeks and up to birth. What possible justification could there be for this? This afternoon I questioned the extent of this loophole during…



Do you ever see something and immediately think maybe everything is going to be okay after all

maximum_chips's tweet image. Do you ever see something and immediately think maybe everything is going to be okay after all

In some ways the idea that Israel could spend a single day not doing something worth protesting is charming. This is a childlike notion held by a mind full of wonder and whimsy


Fucken Friday, had a real hard week and made it through without rage quitting or even spitting the dummy. Even had a very professional convo about *ahem* ironing out some kinks in the content development pipeline at 4:45 deadline ground zero. Beta blockers may have been deployed


Politician [doing something politiciany in parliament]: stop politicising me

What??? They threw a former Wallabies Captain out of their Parliamentary sporting club because he spoke up about gambling!!!! What??? #auspol #4Corners > theguardian.com/australia-news…

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They threw a former Wallabies Captain out of their Parliamentary sporting club because he spoke up about gambling!!!! What??? 
#auspol #4Corners > theguardian.com/australia-news…


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every accusation is a confession

one week ago, van jones said the reason people are pro-palestine is because of a paid propaganda campaign. today it’s revealed that he is a mentor in a paid zionist propaganda campaign



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attn @Israel

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Do you condemn H₄AmO₃S?

After a Palestinian scientist won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry today, what do you think will be the first question he is asked?

MosabAbuToha's tweet image. After a Palestinian scientist won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry today, what do you think will be the first question he is asked?


Spent too long searching for the theme to gabriel gate’s cooking show from the 90s but nobody thought to upload it online. luckily that shit is burned into my brain

what tv show has the best opening credits theme song



I want a fucken alsatian


I guess far be it from me to critique Geelong’s selection committee or whatever, but fuck. Surely this guy is cooked and doesn’t have another good season left in him. I look forward to bringing this post back up next year, potentially because I’m wrong

Exclusive - Geelong has made a major move for Charlie Curnow, offering Carlton three first-round picks for the superstar. The Cats had tabled pick 19 to St Kilda on opening day of the trade period for Rowan Marshall, but with no movement on that deal have made the Curnow play.

CalTwomey's tweet image. Exclusive - Geelong has made a major move for Charlie Curnow, offering Carlton three first-round picks for the superstar. 
 
The Cats had tabled pick 19 to St Kilda on opening day of the trade period for Rowan Marshall, but with no movement on that deal have made the Curnow play.


She’s got a brain like a clogged downpipe and is professionally wrong on every possible subject in precisely the way that best suits the abject pigs who are riding America down to new depths of fascism with each dawning day

Literally everything Bari wrote here about Australia is correct.



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