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Max Phantasm

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direct from the capital city: “hey losers, sorry to hear you’re homeless and/or your home heating isn’t working and will freeze to death tomorrow — get well soon” ✌️🥰 #Charlottetown #PEI

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preordered #PokemonViolet from @WalmartCAGaming months ago and won’t have it until more than a week after it’s released; so disappointed 😔 will definitely never preorder thru them again.


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I have a premiere for a movie this week “THE LEGISLATIVE ACT OF MY PUSSY“ !!!!

britneyspears's tweet image. I have a premiere for a movie this week “THE LEGISLATIVE ACT OF MY PUSSY“ !!!!

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“how many times have you watched this video?” “yes”


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Not to be a bitch but I love my life!!!


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lea michelle if you can read this im stuck under the rubble in a collapsed building I need your help


🍋😍🥵

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retweeting so that I might easily be able to return to these... for science

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don’t give up, one day you’ll be cum just like me


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i am cum


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i’m the cum man


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Pink is always in season! 💕

DollyParton's tweet image. Pink is always in season! 💕

pretty sad that I can't even give away nudes on the internet. I don't know why I'm surprised tho; no one wants to see it irl either so 🤷🏻‍♂️


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