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Max Todd

@maxtodd2000

Been giving awkwardly long massages to dinosaur bones since 2014 (CU ‘23 • Morrison Natural History Museum volunteer)

can’t wait for baby boy to be here 💙


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Thoughts going out to the people of Colorado tonight. Sadness but also anger. I would so LOVE to retire this drawing--

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I would so LOVE to retire this drawing--

Feels weird to see this headline this time around

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3tPAsYW

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Just discovered that Jame’s Madison’s 2013 blockbuster “Avatar” is an elaborate exploration of finding one’s true Catboy identity and finding for the legitimacy of the catboy community and touching other catboy’s tails


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No One Murdered Because Of This Image bit.ly/3kqnBrT

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Scientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now. The 2020 election is literally a matter of life and death. We urge you to vote for health, science and Joe Biden for President. scientificamerican.com/article/scient…


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New video uwu I have posted Cringe youtu.be/vRBsaJPkt2Q

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I have posted Cringe
youtu.be/vRBsaJPkt2Q

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Shocking Dark Secret: The Host Of The Beloved Kids Show 'Professor Groin Pincher's Carnival Of Pleasures' Has Been Posthumously Unmasked As A Pedophile clckhl.co/rHmdpIy

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Environmental Win: The EPA Has Released Thousands Of Lions Into Lake Michigan To Curb The Invasive Carp Population clckhl.co/VmcKCED

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Failing Our Children: This Public School’s Sex-Ed Class Doesn’t Cover Ways To Drive Him Wild And Leave Him Begging For More clckhl.co/iArjciu

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10 Telltale Signs That Daddy’s Home clckhl.co/0dEI8Cn

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Animal Rights FTW! Popeyes Has Announced That They Will Only Serve Chickens Killed In Self-Defense! clckhl.co/sk99enH

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The Power Of Teamwork: When A Whale Washed Up On Shore, This Community Banded Together To Disobey God’s Plan clckhl.co/L86dPSR

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Did We Need To Know This?: The U.S. Forest Service Just Revealed That Smokey Bear Is Attracted To Both Female Bears And Human Women clckhl.co/BRUzz3d

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Blanket precautionary statement that if I'm murdered I'm not cool with a woman making a True Crime youtube video where she casually hangs out in a cute bedroom with fairy lights and retells my murder like it's a gossip story that happened to her


it’s like they’re trying to syphon my money

Click dem bricks together! 😉 Turn up the volume and sing along in the Tyranno-chorus 🎵 🔈 Coming November 1st! LEGO.build/DinosaurFossil…



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Lebanon is burning.Probably the biggest fire this country has seen. Houses have been destroyed, acres of trees have been razed.. We dont have the necessary equipment/tools to fight the raging wildfires We need international help Share the message & #PrayForLebanon #لبنان_يحترق


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‘I Want For Nothing, Mommy’: 5 Pleasureless Gifts To Give Your Ascetic 9-Year-Old For Their Birthday clckhl.co/weIvQOw

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Education FTW: ‘Sesame Street’ Showed Grover Laying An Egg That Elmo And Ernie Both Hatch Out Of To Teach Children Not Everything Can Be Explained With A Catchy Little Song clckhl.co/axqr9EY

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