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edtwt | he/him | 19 | midwest | jewish antizionist | bedtime: 9:30 | “lowkey snoopy” - cade

just shaved my shitty little mustache for the first time


ice just killed a random woman on camera in my city and the mayor has nothing but empty words and some swearing to demonstrate he cares


why is this making me spiral wdym i only burned that many cals last year????

maxveggies's tweet image. why is this making me spiral wdym i only burned that many cals last year????

i can see the weight ive gained over break in my face


just got jumpscared by the tornado siren it’s been so long since that happened to me </3


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Hi twitter I hate America where should I move? I am lazy and unemployed and disabled and would contribute nothing I also want to buy alcohol as an 18 year old


“that’s fair!” i say, the maddest i have ever been in my entire life


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this was highkey me in 2024


having complicated feelings about my dad calling his girlfriend’s cats by their nicknames


i think im going to learn to make kvass for funsies


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glad i didn’t really waste any time studying international law seeing as how it is fake and meaningless


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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital


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i have an ed but i’m really bad at it so no one needs to worry about it


had to explain to my mom what goated meant today i feel like a dipshit


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New year resolutions Read atleast 15 books Eat healthier Kill everyone that has ever wronged me Get good grades


convinced my dad to order indian food for dinner we’re so up


happy new year, i love each and every one of you


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when u realize u have to feel hungry in order to lose weight


incredible goodwill find

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