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Comedy hate account @gfmaterial69

I need an Edward scissorhands to cut onions for me


Uh oh just realized that going to grad school isn’t a thing I just tell people I’m doing & now I actually have to do it


Place your bets on the price

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mayamiscool's tweet image. Place your bets on the price

Two roads diverged…

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Sex and the City night

mayamiscool's tweet image. Sex and the City night
mayamiscool's tweet image. Sex and the City night

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Being a redhead sounds so fun like I know you guys are having fun


Signed an NDA for the first time and feeling the unbearable need to tweet about it


Guy at karaoke yelling into the mic “I don’t know the words to this song!!!”


Whoever invented envelopes and forced society to lick them was insane, like why am I at work rn licking paper over and over


At the doctor answering “normal!” when they ask how my mental health has been the last few weeks

mayamiscool's tweet image. At the doctor answering “normal!” when they ask how my mental health has been the last few weeks

Concert essentials

mayamiscool's tweet image. Concert essentials
mayamiscool's tweet image. Concert essentials

Movie night 🤩

mayamiscool's tweet image. Movie night 🤩

Just tried to find a specific pair of shoes and googled “blue suede shoes”. Not exactly the results I was looking for


Talking to my 14 yr old sister at 9 am to complain that I’m tired and her responding that she just got done cross country skiing in gym class,.. guess it could be worse


If you put me in a room with just the simple machines…. Ooooh boy


Truly nothing worse than a podcast adding video. If I wanted to watch a video I would NOT be listening to a podcast!!


I just love the sounds of the city (a car alarm has been going off outside for 3 hours straight)


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