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Jeffery Scott

@maynard4vr

Crud Jeffery says

"How is Twitter different from sending a text"


"They tested me for herpes and hispes"


"Look at what happiness you can buy for just 99 ¢!"

maynard4vr's tweet image. "Look at what happiness you can buy for just 99 ¢!"

"Why is the grass still khaki color?"


"The cat just broke up with me. Didn't even say bye or thanks for the ring or anything."


"Son of a pickle!"


"You can't spell families without lies"


"You look about just as excited as an old lady who just found her missing puzzle piece under the toilet right now"


"They're flyin poop squirrels!"


"I don't judge people"


" you almost gave me boobie contusions "


"That's buell poop you're sitting on"


"Hey if you and your friends' bonfire goes out u should race me on PlayStation


"My Facebook comments are the reason I live"


"You'll feel all fuzzy about your good deed"


"Maybe if she's lucky she'll be reincarnated as Janet Jackson."


"Tink tink before school, tink tink during lunch, tink tink when you get home."


"You should really eat all your food you know, people are starving in westville."


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