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@mbaka_paschal

Direct-Response copywriter. my controversial tweets are my personal thoughts, and does not reflect beliefs of clients or organizations I work with. 🛎️

People with multiple girlfriends will cry tomorrow . Stay one place you refuse, now you’re lying your teeth out and you think she doesn’t know. 😂


Please is it Masseuse or Masuza? @kiki91089



Pr nightmare

She got upset because her date picked her up in a BMW X6 instead of a Scat Pack 🤦‍♂️



Civilized citizens + good governance works hand in hand.

“I’m driving in Akwa Ibom State, road dey ćry! I’ve not seen any badd road compared to Lagos” 😂 — Lady says as she shows off the beautiful road network in AKS



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“I’m driving in Akwa Ibom State, road dey ćry! I’ve not seen any badd road compared to Lagos” 😂 — Lady says as she shows off the beautiful road network in AKS


I like this very much. Let’s all put hands together and tell the government how to do their job. They’re human beings like us, A lot of time most of them don’t even have a clue what’s going on, it’s their first time on the job. And they won’t admit how overwhelming the job is lol

This is the cause of dirty roads and we need to solve this problem with immediate effect @followlasg @jidesanwoolu



WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FREAKING FUCK IS THIS!! These folks are deploying 48 IQ level propaganda hoping that you’re gullible enough to believe it.

Which State governor is the toughest Tag your state governors



WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS!

Which State governor is the toughest Tag your state governors



For an average Nigerian, is N1million really life changing? How


As president, I’ll push for amendment in the constitution to ensure every single politician withdraws their nuclear family from any foreign institution we already have here. Schools, hospitals etc If you can’t do that, don’t contest for anything.

As president/dictator, I’ll ban the following words in Nigeria. Ibo Yariba Yibo Afonja, These are all intentional derogatory terms and anyone who uses it goes to solitary correctional camp for 6 months for mental evaluation. Same thing for people who litter our roads.



As president/dictator, I’ll ban the following words in Nigeria. Ibo Yariba Yibo Afonja, These are all intentional derogatory terms and anyone who uses it goes to solitary correctional camp for 6 months for mental evaluation. Same thing for people who litter our roads.


This is your Reminder to recharge your 💡prepaid meter before their fulfillment congestion starts.


I need to make more sacrifice.


We’re the leaders of tomorrow. So I was told in primary school. I’m almost 30 and the leaders of yesterday are still in power.


After days of tweaking, Ai finally says this.

mbaka_paschal's tweet image. After days of tweaking, Ai finally says this.

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🚨 PayPal’s return to Nigeria is less about inclusion and more about pushing its PYUSD. Why PayPal should pay $50bn to the Nigerian government. Reports that PayPal has reopened its full services to Nigerians shouldn’t be applauded, such move deserves honest scrutiny. For…

connectwithtola's tweet image. 🚨 PayPal’s return to Nigeria is less about inclusion and more about pushing its PYUSD.

Why PayPal should pay $50bn to the Nigerian government. 

Reports that PayPal has reopened its full services to Nigerians shouldn’t be applauded, such move deserves honest scrutiny.

For…

New copywriters- It’s important you spend your first 6 months acquiring knowledge, going deep in your learning. Because soon as the clients start coming, and the desire to make more money comes, you’d hardly have time to learn new things outside of the experience you get.


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Thank you.

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I love how you always find a beautiful environment to work in



Artificial societies


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