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Mark Bortscheller

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Stop stealing my moves, Benes.

This just in…he was pretty good.

One of many reasons Greg Maddux was called “The Professor”. Best thing you’ll see today



You know, I’m starting to think it just may not be the Mets’ year…

"I think I've been on the worst team in probably the whole f--king MLB." - Jorge López



This just in...she's pretty good.

mbortscheller's tweet image. This just in...she's pretty good.

Not only pi, but also their luxury tax this year!

You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay

Mets's tweet image. You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay


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You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay

Mets's tweet image. You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay

Who is this Michael Jordan he’s referencing?

With Bob Knight passing away it’s almost a must to watch his speech where he talks about trying get on Michael Jordan’s ass in the locker room. An absolute classic! RIP



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With Bob Knight passing away it’s almost a must to watch his speech where he talks about trying get on Michael Jordan’s ass in the locker room. An absolute classic! RIP


Taking responsibility and accountability? I can't believe I'm praising an Atlanta Brave not named Greg Maddux, but here we are...what's next? Rooting for Satan?

Spencer Strider with a masterclass on accepting defeat, responsibility (it's been lacking from certain players, execs this postseason): "The people trying to use the playoff format to make an excuse for the results they don't like are not confronting the real issue. You're in…



No better way to settle an argument...

Spencer Strider with a masterclass on accepting defeat, responsibility (it's been lacking from certain players, execs this postseason): "The people trying to use the playoff format to make an excuse for the results they don't like are not confronting the real issue. You're in…



Exactly 0 of my fav teams on this list…

mbortscheller's tweet image. Exactly 0 of my fav teams on this list…

“Nearly one in three girls also reported seriously considering suicide in the past year – a 60% rise from a decade ago.” That’s a heartbreaking statistic. We’ve got to do better.

Adolescent girls across the US are facing unprecedented levels of violence, sadness, and despair, according to a new survey from the CDC. Teens in the LGBTQ+ community also experiences high levels of violence and distress. n.pr/3XuM8yC



When do pitchers and catchers report?

mbortscheller's tweet image. When do pitchers and catchers report?

Said another way: In the 2022 season, 25 points per game ranked 85th nationally. We’re literally rewarding performance below mediocrity.


Looked clean to me, Big Game James

Welcome to the NBA of the 80s. That’s just two free throws and you’re fucking lucky you got those.



Progress…hallelujah!

BREAKING: An immense step forward. Pope Francis calls for the decriminalization of homosexuality worldwide: "Declaring such laws 'unjust,' Francis said the Catholic Church can and should work to put an end to them. 'It must do this. It must do this.'" apnews.com/article/pope-f…



This just in...he was pretty good.

Ozzie Smith demonstrates how to avoid a takeout slide and turn a double play. Of course, this only works if you're Ozzie Smith.



‘twas a simpler time…

The first 30 seconds of this Bobby Knight video are me playing the first six holes of a golf course. The last 11 seconds are me playing the 7th hole.



It was a simpler time…

My favorite referee of all-time😆👊



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