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everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

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Donald Trump announces Nute Gunray will serve as Secretary of Commerce

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Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

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brookstweetz's tweet image. Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

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sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy


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A Van Gogh down by the river

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Yeahhhhh can I get a coors light

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I can't believe ricky pee pee hasn't been mentioned yet

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When you see that a Zelda Lego set dropped / When you see the price

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MissKyliee's tweet image. When you see that a Zelda Lego set dropped / When you see the price

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Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.


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You gotta be RIGHT in the path of totality!

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*ralphie cifaretto voice*

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There's a plan to dredge a deeper channel so larger cargo ships can dock at the Port of Baltimore, which would create more union jobs. Where have I heard this plan before? thebaltimorebanner.com/economy/growth…



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“your honor my client was committed to the bit”

‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ star Paul Anderson has been fined after pleading guilty to 4 charges of drug possession. His lawyer argued that the actor “does his best to please fans of the show by slipping into character.” (via: consequence.net/2024/01/peaky-…)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. ‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ star Paul Anderson has been fined after pleading guilty to 4 charges of drug possession.

His lawyer argued that the actor “does his best to please fans of the show by slipping into character.”

(via: consequence.net/2024/01/peaky-…)


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this is how tony soprano looks at ducks

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I did this back in 2006 when Borat came out

Austin Butler reveals he hired a dialect coach to help him get rid of his Elvis accent.

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PopBase's tweet image. Austin Butler reveals he hired a dialect coach to help him get rid of his Elvis accent.


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me: *hits my elbow on the table* my entire hand

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my entire hand

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me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries narrator: the case was never solved me:

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narrator: the case was never solved

me:

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