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"When you try to print a 'quick' document for the meeting, but the printer decides to throw a paper confetti party… (Spoiler: The boss’s 'Where’s that report' text came 30 seconds later.) #OfficeChaos #PrinterProblems"

memyselfbread's tweet image. "When you try to print a 'quick' document for the meeting, but the printer decides to throw a paper confetti party…  (Spoiler: The boss’s 'Where’s that report' text came 30 seconds later.) #OfficeChaos #PrinterProblems"

Spent the afternoon baking matcha shortbread—crunchy, slightly bitter, perfectly sweet! Pro tip: Chill dough 30 mins for clean cuts. Who’s trying this cozy bake #BakingJoy #MatchaMagic

memyselfbread's tweet image. Spent the afternoon baking matcha shortbread—crunchy, slightly bitter, perfectly sweet! Pro tip: Chill dough 30 mins for clean cuts. Who’s trying this cozy bake  #BakingJoy #MatchaMagic

Last night’s jazz show at the old theater Pure magic—sax riffs that wrapped around the room, the crowd’s quiet hush then roar. If you love live music, don’t miss their next stop!

memyselfbread's tweet image. Last night’s jazz show at the old theater Pure magic—sax riffs that wrapped around the room, the crowd’s quiet hush then roar. If you love live music, don’t miss their next stop!

RT @Black_ListMedia We have leaked the Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez #sextape. See it here first! bit.ly/VWwpUU

memyselfbread's tweet image. RT @Black_ListMedia We have leaked the Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez #sextape. See it here first! bit.ly/VWwpUU

AHAHA justinbeiber selina gomez #SexTape bit.ly/VWwpUU

memyselfbread's tweet image. AHAHA justinbeiber selina gomez #SexTape  bit.ly/VWwpUU

RT @Black_ListMedia We have leaked the Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez #sextape. See it here first! bit.ly/VWwpUU

memyselfbread's tweet image. RT @Black_ListMedia We have leaked the Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez #sextape. See it here first! bit.ly/VWwpUU

Crazy justin beiber selina #Sextape bit.ly/11ZEEUr


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