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@mercurialmess

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Defiantly soft. Deliberately kind . Unapologetically emotional.


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i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet


How I fight my appetite at the hotel breakfast buffet should be studied


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you’re sick if you like this

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in honor of National Left-Handed Day, here is an exchange I had with a surgeon when I was in medical school *in operating room* surgeon: hold this tool in your right hand me: i’m left handed actually surgeon: no you’re not me: oh ok my bad


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i can't believe demi lovato is only 32 years old. life is long and there is so much time to make a few trips to hell and back


Big corporation-> TPE Small business-> cash


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you can change an entire timeline just by sending a risky text or talking to a stranger. you need to be playing with the fabric of reality


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Yeah the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me


Bought a tankini and now I have the goofiest tan line EVER 😭😭😭😭


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I was gifted a #karlmarxlabubu

SwampCommunist's tweet image. I was gifted a #karlmarxlabubu

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My little sister refuses to go to the beach bc “ I’m not finna end up on some right wing Facebook page” 😩😩😩 lah illeguiha likoum


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$18 cocktails taste good as fuck when ur not buying them. like u know what ? i actually CAN taste the ginseng and pear essence


Me asffff

BBC Radio 2 asks Mariah Carey if she would ever go to Space: “I think I’ve done enough.”

PopBase's tweet image. BBC Radio 2 asks Mariah Carey if she would ever go to Space:

“I think I’ve done enough.”
PopBase's tweet image. BBC Radio 2 asks Mariah Carey if she would ever go to Space:

“I think I’ve done enough.”


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Mars is opposing Saturn btw

empressatlantis's tweet image. Mars is opposing Saturn btw

We have entered uncharted territories of delusion, reality distortion and cognitive dissonance…. It really scares me how I haven’t been “sure” of anything in years and I just go about life in utter confusion fearing one day my whole reality is gonna fall apart


When apple rearranges your emojis’ order midmessage so now you accidentally sent heart eyes to the delivery dude


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