Melissa Blythe
@mercurialsmile
she/her. Tweets are my own. Absolutely in love with everything #YEG & #YEGre. Busy mom to two humans & one exhausting Jack Russell. REALTOR® & Mortgage Broker.
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My 15yo has his first job interview and I’m so proud! We are preparing & I got to teach him how to shake hands. 🥰
When speaking publicly about Truth and Reconciliation I am often asked “Can you suggest one thing I can do for Reconciliation?” I never have a ready answer for this, so on this #NationalDayForTruthAndReconciliation, here is a list of simple things you can do: a thread…
What I hate about Truth & Reconciliation Day is how the government and politicians, who have power to make real change, have encouraged everyday Canadians to think reconciliation is achieved through individual capitalist consumption. Buying orange shirts and donuts, for example.
I painted my toenails and confirmed to myself once again that I have the flexibility of an old woman. My toes are very far away and hard to reach.
Here’s a pro travel trip for 40+ year olds. If you have an early wake up for a flight, just drink a lot of water a before you go to sleep and your bladder will wake you at 2am. You’re welcome.
I realize this is an extremely boring adult take, but I’m so sad that Sobeys switched from Air Miles to Scene +. My whole system needs to change and adjust and I don’t like that at all.
Thinking of that time my grandmother told me I had really nice calves and should be a model - from the knees down. That did a lot for my 13 year old self esteem. It’s hilarious to me now.
Also seeing Luke Wilson again made me realize I’ve never shown 15yo Idiocracy and that must be rectified ASAP when he gets back.
Seeing Luke Wilson play grandfather age is concerning & slightly confusing to my brain though.
I’m kid free on a Tuesday night and I can’t figure out what to do with myself. So far it’s been lay on the couch and watch a movie but I feel like I should have been more exciting. Look Both Ways is not great but also not the worst.
You gotta watch until 1:18. It will indeed bring you joy.
I text my teen a great meme, and he doesn’t even reply, but I overhear him giggling and showing (and explaining) it to lil bro. I’m so grateful they are so close.
I look forward to when I’m too old to be sexually harassed, yet too young to be fired because of my age. It’s gonna be one hell of a week.
We swim a lot & lots of places, and the only pool we’ve been at with a code brown evacuation is Millennium Place. Literally no other pool have we ever had this happen, and yet this is the third time it’s happened here while we visit. What is it about THIS pool?! 💩
No one prepares you for the parenting stage where you communicate mostly in memes; I’m fully embracing it.
Okay don’t hate me, but it does feel vaguely like fall outside today right? It’s not just me? #yegwx
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