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that dumb ass rock n roll

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Twitter is cool cuz you can just be drunk


Hey siri how do I categorically unfollow every person I’ve ever met through music ok thanks


Hot take but Willie Aames was the only true Bibleman Robert T. Schlipp’s portrayal of the character was total bullshit


I never understood blowing my nose I’d rather be blowing my bros


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if u reading this say free tayk out loud for good fortune this year


I lost two (2) followers last night live tweeting The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen. Tonight I shall live tweet The Santa Clause 2 starring Tim Allen.


Judy the elf is now 37


Wow I lost a follower


Tim Allen just casually put on a TOOL BELT


Tim Allen has arrived at the North Pole and met Bernard


Tim Allen is americas real dad


The CGI reindeer are something else


The Rose Suchick Ladder


Charlie has a killer bowl cut


Santa just fell off the roof HERE WE GO


Oh man it’s about to happen he’s about to become santa


Really sad when dennys is out of chocolate milk for Charlie


Tim Allen just sprayed the fire extinguisher to the exact cadence of the backing vocals in White Christmas


The mom in The Santa Clause is like a Kmart Amélie


John Pasquin directed a masterpiece


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