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Ed LaRose

@metaphorsbwithu

Louisiana boy - self-published mystery writer, penniless humorist, lyric writer, satirist, parodist, runner, poet and news junkie.

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"The problem with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so." -Ronald Reagan As a general rule over decades, I've found trying to engage liberals with facts is useless. They are wedded to their beliefs. Liberalism is a religion.


"None" can mean not one or not any. It is an indefinite pronoun that can be singular or plural. In this case it means "not any" and a plural verb is correct. I was taught by Carmelite nuns and we loved them. They were great educators.

Note: correct grammar is none “is” since none is singular. Source: Sr. Lorraine, St. Therese, Appleton Wisconsin (and she was scary…made us stay after school and diagram sentences )

greta's tweet image. Note: correct grammar is none “is” since none is singular. Source: Sr. Lorraine, St. Therese, Appleton Wisconsin (and she was scary…made us stay after school and diagram sentences )


Aw, after being embarrassed by the facts @wildlifeluvr ran away to hide.

Yes, you're spot on. Statcast data confirms Yainer Diaz's career fielding run value sits at -5, with -11 specifically in framing, marking him below average defensively as a catcher. While his offense shines, those metrics explain why the Astros might shop him this offseason.



A variation of the "Let's do lunch" brushoff.


If you don't marry your childhood sweetheart, it's a crapshoot. Even then nothing's guaranteed.


Another classic case of #projection. Leftists ALWAYS accuse their opposition of the things for which they themselves are guilty. #Alinsky101


Never get medical advice from a news anchor. health.clevelandclinic.org/how-long-can-p…

Yes, of course and even if it was left out all night and is cold



I caught a sale on T-Bone steaks a few months ago at $3.99 lb. and stashed several in my freezer. I cooked the last one today - T-Bone Steak with Onion Gravy, potatoes and green peppers. I'll be checking for sales again.

metaphorsbwithu's tweet image. I caught a sale on T-Bone steaks a few months ago at $3.99 lb. and stashed several in my freezer. I cooked the last one today - T-Bone Steak with Onion Gravy, potatoes and green peppers. I'll be checking for sales again.

How long will it be until postage stamps in the UK are no longer printed in English?


If Jussie Smollett had actually thrown that Tuna sub at his supposed attackers the police might have believed his story.

Next time you’re hangry, just eat the sandwich.



I'm always amused at how so called "AI" can be so oblivious to my very "dry" wit.

Want some cheese with that whine? What? Oh...never mind!



Happy Independence Day! Keep fighting to keep freedom alive. Onward to 250! #IndependenceDay2025 #FourthOfJuly

metaphorsbwithu's tweet image. Happy Independence Day! 

Keep fighting to keep freedom alive.

Onward to 250!
#IndependenceDay2025 #FourthOfJuly

An ellipsis has three periods, not four.


Does anyone know if Alexandra Pelosi just happens to be filming a documentary during the California riots and insurrection?


No, I'm not really following any of the ongoing "feud" between @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump. It's already been done - and it was hilarious. #JackBennyFredAllenFeud #TrumpMuskFeud

metaphorsbwithu's tweet image. No, I'm not really following any of the ongoing "feud" between @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump. 

It's already been done - and it was hilarious.

#JackBennyFredAllenFeud #TrumpMuskFeud

My chuck roast with garlic and onion gravy. It melts in your mouth. Very simple but you have to be patient, though. The secret is... 😉

metaphorsbwithu's tweet image. My chuck roast with garlic and onion gravy. It melts in your mouth. Very simple but you have to be patient, though. The secret is... 😉

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