michaelchanning's profile picture. I'm a writer and a comedian. Social justice wizard. Sisyphean dreamer. i/me/mine

Michael Channing

@michaelchanning

I'm a writer and a comedian. Social justice wizard. Sisyphean dreamer. i/me/mine

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Anything can harm you, and nothing is safe, not rainbows, not god, not the lonely girl that everyone picks on, and certainly not clowns. Inspired by a Harlan Ellison story that utilizes each letter of the alphabet as a title-starter. amazon.com/dp/B08LF3CHGW


I love Cemetery Dance. It's where I discovered Joe R. Lansdale back in the day.

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

RichardChizmar's tweet image. GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!


For Christmas, my friend got me an Author Clock. It tells time with literary quotes. Is @StephenKing featured? You betcha!

michaelchanning's tweet image. For Christmas, my friend got me an Author Clock. It tells time with literary quotes. Is @StephenKing featured? You betcha!
michaelchanning's tweet image. For Christmas, my friend got me an Author Clock. It tells time with literary quotes. Is @StephenKing featured? You betcha!

A great headphones album by an artist that's not Pink Floyd?

michaelchanning's tweet image. A great headphones album by an artist that's not Pink Floyd?

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

RichardChizmar's tweet image. GIVEAWAY TIME: Next weekend I will select 10 random winners and sign them up for a 5 issue subscription to Cemetery Dance, starting with the below issue, coming this spring. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!


What if your soul isn't special? Just one of a post-it-note stack that God hands out like free passes to a strip club.


One of these things is not like the others. #rush

michaelchanning's tweet image. One of these things is not like the others.
#rush

A teenage boy finds Steve Jobs in hiding after faking his own death and threatens to tell the world unless Jobs teaches the boy to be a ruthless tech bro like himself. "App Pupil"


New poem: As I Wade Back Out Into the Shallow End of the World #POEMS #poetry paperkingdom.com/poems/as-i-wad…

michaelchanning's tweet image. New poem: As I Wade Back Out Into the Shallow End of the World

#POEMS #poetry 
paperkingdom.com/poems/as-i-wad…

I know I said Till death do us part But this marriage And our love And my heart Are all dead


Michael Channing reposted

Are you on the hunt for a Bradbury short story that involves death, virtual reality and scary young children? Then we highly recommend “The Veldt” from the Illustrated Man collection. #RayBradbury #ShortStories #TheIllustratedMan #TheVeldt

raybradbury's tweet image. Are you on the hunt for a Bradbury short story that involves death, virtual reality and scary young children? Then we highly recommend “The Veldt” from the Illustrated Man collection. #RayBradbury #ShortStories #TheIllustratedMan #TheVeldt

Book three of my supernatural erotic trilogy: Father, Son, and the Horny Ghost.


Michael Channing reposted

What better way to celebrate National Donut day than with The Donut Legion and homemade donuts 😳😳 #thedonutlegion

joelansdale's tweet image. What better way to celebrate National Donut day than with The Donut Legion and homemade donuts 😳😳

#thedonutlegion

Able to brew coffee in 12 parsecs.

michaelchanning's tweet image. Able to brew coffee in 12 parsecs.

Michael Channing reposted

On this day 22 years ago Douglas Adams suffered a spontaneous existance failure. Two weeks later the first Towel Day was held to pay tribute to him. See you in two weeks! Prepare your best towel http//towelday.org

towelday's tweet image. On this day 22 years ago Douglas Adams suffered a spontaneous existance failure.

Two weeks later the first Towel Day was held to pay tribute to him.

See you in two weeks! Prepare your best towel
http//towelday.org

Cinco de Mayo: May the froth be with you.


The radio on Luke's X-wing is an MP-3P0. #StarWars


"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" by the Flaming Lips

Sad Lisa: by Cat Stevens

perry_ron's tweet image. Sad Lisa: by Cat Stevens


Are you there, Margaret? It's me, God.


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